Confessions Part III (Parody of "Confessions Part II" by Usher) (Main Version)-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Confessions Part III (Parody of "Confessions Part II" by Usher)] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Straight Outta Lynwood] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Confessions Part III (Parody of "Confessions Part II" by Usher) (Main Version) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:10.95]Watch this [00:11.75] [00:13.27]These are my confessions [00:15.14]Just when I thought I said all I can say [00:17.23]I came up with more secrets to tell you today [00:20.64]These are my confessions [00:22.06]Slipped my mind the last two times silly me [00:25.27]So now I gotta give you part three of my confessions [00:29.30]First I told you 'bout the skank that I was cheatin' with [00:32.40]Then I mentioned she's havin' my kid [00:35.63]That's not all now I recall more you see [00:39.94]So I'll give you part three of my confessions [00:42.52]Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do [00:45.89]Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two [00:49.46]Like remember when I told you that I knew Pauley Shore [00:51.92]Pauley Shore that's a lie I don't know what I said that for [00:55.74]I borrowed your ChapStick from you without asking [00:58.61]Oh and I tried out your nose hair trimmer too [01:01.12]And by the way your "diamond" ring is cubic zirconium calling on [01:05.61]I killed your goldfish accidentally just replaced it with another one [01:09.40]These are my confessions [01:10.83]Just when I thought I said all I can say [01:12.87]I need to get some things off my chest right away [01:15.67]These are my confessions [01:16.84]Slipped my mind the last two times silly me [01:20.38]Now I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions [01:24.18]Threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink [01:27.58]There've been times when I peed in your sink [01:31.36]Don't know why but you and I should agree [01:35.51]That belongs in part three of my confessions [01:38.24]Baby forgive me I'm still trying to figure out [01:40.76]Why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grout [01:44.51]Oh and sometimes in private [01:46.20]Really like to dress up like Shirley Temple [01:48.60]And spank myself with a hockey stick [01:50.48] [01:51.33]My boss thinks I'm a jerk didn't get that raise [01:55.02]I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days [01:57.89] [01:58.46]And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you're a midget [02:01.47]I'm so sorry Debbie I mean Bridget [02:05.10]These are my confessions [02:06.27]Just when I thought I said all I can say [02:08.78]I got a few more secrets I'd like to convey [02:11.86]These are my confessions [02:13.30]Slipped my mind the last two times silly me [02:16.44]Now I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions [02:20.09]Gave you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor [02:23.41]FYI it was not a cold sore [02:26.32](Not a cold sore) [02:27.49]Whoops my bad [02:28.00](Hope you're not sore at me) [02:29.11]But you'll be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions [02:33.23] [02:34.08]You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this [02:37.01]But you remember that shirt you got me for my birthday [02:39.41] [02:41.37]Well I returned it for store credit [02:44.35]That thing was hideous what were you thinking [02:46.68]Oh by the way I wasn't really sick last week [02:49.98]I just didn't want to go to your stupid office picnic [02:51.91]Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of Rice Krispies [02:55.30]What I meant was there was only enough left for me sorry [03:00.70]These are my confessions [03:01.93]Just when I thought I said all I can say [03:03.91]I thought of some more things that should scare you away [03:07.25]These are my confessions [03:08.83]Slipped my mind the last two times silly me [03:12.16]I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions [03:15.69]Once I blew my nose and then I wiped it on your cat [03:18.97]And I lied yes that dress makes you look fat [03:22.60]Anyway I shouldn't say anymore [03:26.76]'Til I give you part four of my confessions [03:29.42]I mean I'm just getting started here [03:31.42]I'm not even halfway down the list [03:33.34]This thing could go on for [03:34.98] [03:36.25]Hey hey where you goin' [03:37.53] [03:38.48]Honey [03:39.05] [03:40.16]What [03:41.98]Was it something I said [03:43.31] [03:45.21]Women