Virus Alert (Main Version)-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Virus Alert] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Straight Outta Lynwood] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Virus Alert (Main Version) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:06.28]Hey everyone listen up your attention [00:09.24] [00:09.87]If you please [00:11.02] [00:11.53]Really want to give you a warning [00:13.14]'Cause I found out this morning [00:14.61]'Bout a dangerous insidious comuter virus [00:17.28] [00:17.92]If you should get any mail with the subject: [00:21.32]"Stinky Cheese" [00:23.42]Better not go taking your chances [00:24.69]Under no circumstances [00:25.45] [00:26.28]Should you open it or else it will [00:29.26] [00:30.14]Translate your documents into Swahili [00:31.46] [00:33.49]Make your TV record "Gigli" [00:35.79]Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling [00:39.09] [00:41.27](Look out )It's gonna make your computer screen freeze [00:44.04](Look out )Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs [00:46.44] [00:47.02](Look out )Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too [00:49.84]And the hard drive of anyone related to you [00:52.98] [00:54.11]Virus alert [00:55.64]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt [00:59.86]Forward this message on to everybody [01:02.21] [01:05.64]Soon very soon [01:07.30]It will make all the paint peel off your walls [01:10.26] [01:11.22]It'll make your keyboard all sticky [01:12.60]Give your poodle a hickey [01:14.27]And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney [01:17.30]Then it will tie up your phone [01:20.12]Making crank long distance calls [01:21.88] [01:22.98]It'll set your clocks back an hour [01:24.20]And start hogging the shower [01:25.61] [01:26.14]So just trash it now or else it will [01:28.73] [01:29.69]Decide to give you a permanent wedgie [01:31.67] [01:32.69]Legally change your name to Reggie [01:35.17]Even mess up the pH balance in your pool [01:39.32] [01:40.70](Look out )It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull [01:43.66](Look out )And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull [01:45.94] [01:46.50](Look out ) [01:46.99]And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep [01:49.43](Look out )And make you physically attracted to sheep [01:52.32](Look out )Steal your identity and your credit cards [01:55.07](Look out )Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards [01:58.25](Look out )Then cause a major rift in time and space [02:00.97]And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place [02:04.13]That's right it's a [02:05.74]Virus alert [02:07.16]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt [02:11.72]Forward this message on to everybody [02:14.55]Virus alert [02:16.05]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt [02:20.26]Forward this message on to everybody [02:23.45]Warn all your friends send this to everybody [02:25.52] [02:26.35]Tell everyone you know tell everybody now [02:30.39] [02:31.71]If you get infected you'll wish you had never been born [02:37.36]So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn [02:43.03] [02:44.14]Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down [02:46.85]Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground [02:49.80]Bury it completely rocks and boulders should be fine [02:52.46]Then burn all the clothes [02:53.83]You may have worn any time you were online [02:56.53] [02:58.90]Virus alert [03:00.01]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt [03:03.49] [03:04.55]Forward this message on to everybody [03:07.55]Virus alert [03:09.14]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt [03:13.38]Forward this message on to everybody [03:16.24]Virus alert [03:17.69]Delete immediately before someone gets hurt [03:21.83]Forward this message on to everybody [03:24.53] [03:25.14]Warn all your friends send this to everybody [03:27.95]Tell everyone you know tell everybody now [03:31.62]What are you waiting for [03:33.76]Just hurry up and forward this to every single person [03:36.32]That you know [03:37.42]Hit send right now