Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day) (Main Version)-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day)] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Straight Outta Lynwood] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Canadian Idiot (Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day) (Main Version) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:10.90]Don't want to be a Canadian idiot [00:13.23] [00:16.00]Don't want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut [00:18.39] [00:21.24]And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead [00:24.01] [00:26.36]I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed [00:28.76] [00:31.68]They all live on donuts and moose meat [00:33.99]And they leave the house without packin' heat [00:36.74]Never even bring their guns to the mall [00:40.17] [00:42.01]And you know what else is too funny [00:43.76] [00:44.49]Their stupid monopoly money [00:47.17]Can't take 'em seriously at all [00:49.18] [00:57.32]Well maple syrup and snow's what they export [00:59.79] [01:02.43]They treat curling just like it's a real sport [01:04.81] [01:07.65]They think their silly accent is so cute [01:09.99] [01:12.65]Can't understand a thing they're talking aboot [01:15.48] [01:18.12]Sure they got their national health care [01:20.64]Cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air [01:23.35]Then again well they got Celine Dion [01:26.44] [01:28.38]Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni [01:30.83]And dream of driving a Zamboni [01:33.74]All over Saskatchewan [01:35.66] [01:41.30]Don't want to be a Canadian idiot [01:43.80]Won't figure out the temperature in Celsius [01:46.45]See the map they're hovering right over us [01:48.89]Tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous [01:51.09] [01:51.63]Always hear the same kind of story [01:53.94]Break their nose and they'll just say sorry [01:56.13] [01:56.79]Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite [02:00.06] [02:01.93]It's gotta mean they're all up to something [02:04.31]So quick before they see it coming [02:07.22]Time for a preemptive strike