I'll Sue Ya (Main Version)-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:I'll Sue Ya] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Straight Outta Lynwood] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'll Sue Ya (Main Version) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:26.68]I sued Taco Bell [00:28.21]'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas [00:30.42]And I got fat [00:31.57]I sued Panasonic [00:32.19] [00:32.98]They never said I shouldn't use their microwave [00:34.93] [00:35.79]To dry off my cat [00:37.07]Huh I sued Earthlink [00:38.02] [00:38.87]'Cause I called them up [00:40.14]N' they had the nerve to put me on hold [00:42.57]I sued Starbucks [00:44.28]'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap [00:46.66]And brrr it was cold [00:48.11]I sued Toys'R'Us [00:48.76] [00:49.67]'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball [00:51.55]And nearly choked to death [00:53.08]Ugh I sued PetCo [00:53.96] [00:54.72]'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter [00:57.05]And now I got bad breath [00:58.51]I sued Coca-Cola yo [01:00.50]'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle [01:02.72]And it got stuck [01:03.43] [01:04.09]I sued Delta Airlines [01:04.85] [01:05.76]'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey [01:08.12]I went there and it sucked [01:10.28]Yeah [01:11.49] [01:12.77]If you stand me up on a date [01:14.77] [01:16.37]If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late [01:20.47]I'm gonna sue sue [01:22.25]Yes I'm gonna sue [01:23.72]Sue sue yeah that's what I'm gonna do [01:25.92]I'm gonna sue sue [01:26.97]Yes I'm gonna sue [01:28.05] [01:29.16]Sue sue yeah I might even sue you [01:31.78]Ugh [01:32.31] [01:44.84]I sued Duracell [01:45.39] [01:46.12]They never told me not to shove that double-A [01:47.95] [01:48.62]Right up my nose [01:49.64]I sued Home Depot [01:50.84] [01:51.76]'Cause they sold me a hammer [01:53.19]Which they knew I might drop on my toes [01:55.32]I sued Dell Computers [01:56.10] [01:57.02]'Cause I took a bath with my laptop [01:59.32]Now it doesn't work [02:00.07] [02:00.63]I sued Fruit of the Loom [02:02.52]'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head [02:04.68]I look like a jerk [02:06.04]I sued Verizon [02:07.76]'Cause I get all depressed [02:09.13]Any time my cell phone is roaming [02:10.56] [02:11.43]I sued Colorado [02:12.00] [02:13.03]'Cause you know I think it looks a little bit too much [02:15.71]Like Wyoming [02:16.07] [02:16.96]I sued Neiman Marcus [02:17.75] [02:18.35]'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations [02:20.22] [02:20.83]Way out of season [02:22.01]I sued Ben Affleck [02:23.35] [02:25.60]Aw do I even need a reason [02:27.53] [02:28.61]Ugh [02:29.57]If I sprain my ankle [02:31.62]While I'm robbing your place [02:32.96] [02:35.04]If I hurt my knuckles [02:36.59] [02:37.27]When I punch you in the face [02:38.90]I'm gonna sue sue [02:40.51]Yes I'm gonna sue [02:41.98]Sue sue yeah that's what I'm gonna do [02:44.41]I'm gonna sue sue [02:45.30] [02:45.87]Yes I'm gonna sue [02:47.05]Sue sue that's right I'm gonna sue you [02:50.19] [02:52.21]Ugh [02:54.57]Ugh [02:56.98]Ugh [02:57.69] [03:06.06]I'll sue ya [03:07.26]I'll take all of your money [03:08.72]I'll sue ya [03:09.76]If you even look at me funny [03:11.38]I'll sue ya [03:12.40]I'll take all of your money [03:14.03]I'll sue ya [03:15.14]If you even look at me funny [03:16.57]I'll sue ya [03:17.71]I'll take all of your money [03:19.49]I'll sue ya [03:20.44]If you even look at me funny [03:22.15]I'll sue ya [03:23.18]I'll take all of your money [03:24.84]I'll sue ya [03:25.85]If you even look at me funny [03:27.56]I'll sue ya [03:28.56]Ha-ha ha ha-haa [03:30.23]I'll sue ya [03:31.25]What'chall think of that [03:32.81]I'll sue ya [03:33.96]Ha-ha ha ha-haa [03:35.89]Boo ya [03:37.01]I'll sue ya [03:38.26]Ugh