The Painless Dentist Song (Album Version)-Allan Sherman

[ti:The Painless Dentist Song] [ar:Allan Sherman] [al:My Name Is Allan (US Release)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Painless Dentist Song (Album Version) - Allan Sherman [00:07.76]Beautiful molars [00:13.56]Lovely bicuspids [00:20.25]I'm Dr Prentice [00:21.81]The painless dentist; [00:23.41]By that what's meant is [00:24.66]It really doesn't hurt [00:26.58]This is Miss Klinger; [00:28.15]You've met her finger [00:29.65]So open wide [00:30.76]And Miss Klinger will squirt [00:36.98] [00:37.87]Well well I say there [00:39.38]We've got decay there [00:40.86]Can't let it stay there [00:42.18]And cause you all that pain [00:44.13]So please Miss Klinger [00:45.71]Remove your finger [00:47.40]And won't you hand me [00:48.35]Down my Novocaine [00:50.88]It's far worse [00:54.01]Than I thought it was; [00:57.23]My charge is gonna be large [01:03.53]Don't be unwilling [01:05.07]It's just a filling [01:06.60]I'm simply drilling [01:07.82]To dig a little pit [01:09.76]Don't fight Miss Klinger [01:11.41]Or bite her finger [01:13.04]And now while I change [01:14.04]The drill you can spit [01:17.55] [01:21.32]I hum while you're bleeding; [01:27.44]It takes your mind off [01:30.60]The things I grind off [01:33.92]Your gums are receding; [01:40.22]You'll have to come back [01:43.40]We'll build that gum back [01:46.78]And now if you will open wide [01:53.33]Miss Klinger's gonna put her [01:55.90]Whole darn fist inside [01:59.61]That's it now it's over [02:05.92]They'll be a puffiness [02:07.68]Around your cheeks [02:09.07]You'll have to eat soft food [02:11.01]For three more weeks [02:12.25]And if you'll kindly [02:13.47]Stop those ghastly shrieks [02:15.63]I'm through [02:20.60] [02:21.58]Beautiful molars [02:27.81]Lovely bicuspids [02:31.45]By Dr Prentice