The Laarge Daark Aardvark (Album Version)-Allan Sherman

[ti:The Laarge Daark Aardvark] [ar:Allan Sherman] [al:My Name Is Allan (US Release)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Laarge Daark Aardvark (Album Version) - Allan Sherman [00:02.06]This is the start of the [00:03.57]Laarge Daark Aardvark Song [00:07.74] [00:18.23]There is a large dark aardvark [00:20.75]In the park [00:22.06]They say he's missing from the zoo [00:25.10]That's me folks [00:26.28]And the police are [00:27.55]Looking high and low [00:29.84]But they have not seen him; [00:32.04]Have you [00:33.07]Peek-a-boo [00:33.86]Why did he go [00:35.47]Oh I'll tell you the reason: [00:38.59]'Cause it's aardvark [00:41.31]Mating season [00:42.64]When an aardvark makes a date [00:46.42]He sneaks right through [00:48.19]That old zoo gate [00:50.04]So if you see two aardvarks [00:52.49]Necking in the park [00:54.28]Don't upset their apple cart [00:58.41]Do not be a spy [01:00.16]You're not the FBI [01:01.40]And you should never break [01:02.88]An aardvark's heart [01:05.18] [01:05.84]This is the second chorus [01:07.61]Of the Aardvark Song [01:10.27] [01:13.62]To be an aardvark is not easy folks [01:17.51]'Cause all you get to eat is ants [01:20.24](dee-licious ) [01:21.67]And all the other animals make jokes [01:25.29]At your attempts to find romance [01:28.11](very funny ) [01:29.34]Nobody laughs at hippopotamusses [01:33.98]Or at fat rhinoceroses [01:37.93]But an aardvark makes them howl [01:41.68]Because he's neither fish nor fowl; [01:45.67]He's like a kangaroo [01:47.69]In love with a gnu [01:49.70]And that's what makes [01:50.59]The zoo folks laugh [01:53.96]All of this is so [01:55.56]And here is how I know: [01:57.11]I'm your friendly [01:58.19]Neighborhood giraffe [02:01.38] [02:05.10]This is the end of [02:06.39]The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song