It's A Most Unusual Play (Album Version)-Allan Sherman

[ti:It's A Most Unusual Play] [ar:Allan Sherman] [al:My Name Is Allan (US Release)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]It's A Most Unusual Play (Album Version) - Allan Sherman [00:05.22]It's a most unusual play; [00:08.54]Feel like throwing my tickets away [00:12.13]'Cause the boy gets the boy [00:13.96]And the girl gets the girl [00:15.60]And it's way too far off Broadway [00:19.39]It's a most unusual plot [00:22.82]Which I've either blocked [00:24.21]Out or forgot; [00:26.27]I don't know what it means [00:27.91]But they all wear blue jeans [00:29.73]And they scratch themselves [00:31.45]Quite a lot [00:33.32]There's no scenery [00:34.32] [00:35.08]There's no lighting [00:36.80]There's no costumes; [00:38.55]Oh what art [00:40.33]If there only were no house lights [00:43.89]I would sneak up [00:44.89]The aisle and depart [00:47.53]There's a most unusual scene [00:50.98]Where this man dates [00:52.17]This Xerox machine [00:54.48]So his girlfriend gets mad [00:56.29]And she murders the cad [00:57.85]To the tune of "Begin the Beguine" [01:01.62]In this most unusual [01:03.60]Most unusual most unusual play [01:08.38] [01:12.22]Oh the language is a bit loose; [01:15.60]It's decidedly not Mother Goose [01:19.12]Outside on the marquee [01:20.99]This quotation you'll see: [01:22.73]"I was shocked " [01:23.76]And it's signed Lenny Bruce [01:26.31]It's a play where [01:27.50]Something went wrong [01:29.70]'Cause it's five hours [01:30.95]Twelve minutes long [01:33.15]If you sit there my friend [01:34.70]From beginning to end [01:36.51]Then your bladder better be strong [01:40.32]There are people hitting people; [01:43.82]There's a couple in a cage [01:47.29]There's neurotics [01:49.01]There's narcotics [01:50.77]And the bathroom is [01:52.05]Right on the stage [01:54.43]It's a great big critical smash [01:57.92]And it's raking in all kinds of cash [02:01.44]But the theater's appalling [02:03.49]With things that are crawling; [02:05.18]I think I am getting a rash [02:08.58]From this most unusual [02:10.84]Most unusual most unusual play