The Drinking Man's Diet (Album Version)-Allan Sherman

[ti:The Drinking Man's Diet] [ar:Allan Sherman] [al:My Name Is Allan (US Release)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Drinking Man's Diet (Album Version) - Allan Sherman [00:09.84]Oh I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet [00:13.48]It came from a book I was loaned [00:17.16]It's really terrific [00:18.85]And quite scientific [00:20.97]And I'm half stoned [00:24.74]For breakfast some [00:25.73]Cornflakes and vodka [00:28.49]But cornflakes have carbohydrate; [00:32.10]So I don't eat those [00:33.39]Fattening cornflakes [00:35.89]I eat the vodka straight [00:39.97]Drink drink everyone drink; [00:43.77]It's not as bad as we used to think [00:47.18]With every Manhattan your [00:49.26]Stomach will flatten [00:51.04]So drink drink drink [00:55.12] [00:56.73]The Air Force invented this diet [01:00.39]A fact which they hotly deny [01:03.98]Of course they deny it [01:05.81]'Cause this is the diet [01:07.61]That got the Air Force high [01:11.62]For lunch you can have three martinis [01:14.02] [01:15.21]What better lunch is there than that [01:18.80]But caution: do not eat the olives [01:22.70]'Cause olives make you fat [01:26.66]Drink drink everyone drink; [01:30.57]It's not as bad as we used to think [01:33.79]If pounds you would burn off [01:35.60]Then turn on your Smirnoff [01:37.51]And drink drink drink [01:41.48] [01:43.31]For dinner a nice Scotch and soda [01:47.16]Now that oughtta help you to lose [01:50.64]No whipped cream no butter [01:52.31]Just lay in the gutter [01:54.33]And booze booze booze [01:58.08]Suppose you should meet a policeman [02:00.85] [02:01.83]Who says you've been [02:02.84]Quenching your thirst; [02:05.30]You just tell him it's physical fitness [02:09.11]And health comes first [02:13.42]Drink [02:14.28]Drink [02:15.24]Booze everywhere [02:17.15]Pass that decanter of bourbon there [02:20.59]I'm fatter than ever [02:22.47]But here's what's so clever: [02:24.53]I don't care