That Old Back Scratcher (Album Version)-Allan Sherman

[ti:That Old Back Scratcher] [ar:Allan Sherman] [al:My Name Is Allan (US Release)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]That Old Back Scratcher (Album Version) - Allan Sherman [00:05.10]That old back scratcher [00:07.55]Has me in its spell [00:10.16]That old back scratcher [00:12.16]Like the Chinese sell [00:14.80]Your plastic fingers up [00:17.24]And down my spine [00:19.55]The same old itchcraft [00:21.78]When your touch meets mine [00:24.39]You tame that tingle [00:26.63]When I'm all alone; [00:29.77]For I am single so [00:32.11]To itch his own [00:34.53]So down and down you go [00:36.71]Around and around [00:37.49]And around you go; [00:39.53]Scratching my unreachable zone [00:42.75] [00:43.29]I should throw you away [00:45.45]But I never do; [00:47.93]I must give in to itchy skin [00:53.49]A skin with such a burning desire; [00:57.69]When I'm scratching low [01:00.14]The itching gets higher [01:02.87]Oh you're the scrubber [01:05.24]That placated me [01:07.90]That chased each place [01:09.63]That irritated me; [01:12.59]And then last night [01:14.32]You broke my heart [01:17.11]Because I sat down on you [01:20.24]Two hundred pounds on you [01:22.42]Then snap crack [01:24.11]Everything just went black [01:26.12]My wonderful old back [01:27.84]Scratcher fell apart [01:31.10]Yes you broke in half [01:33.18]And now you're too short; [01:35.57]I tried Scotch tape [01:37.71]As a last resort [01:40.20] [01:41.14]But with Scotch tape [01:42.82]It wasn't the same; [01:45.33]The thrill that was [01:46.16]Wild is suddenly tame [01:50.69]But Old Man Sorrow will not get me down; [01:55.31]I leave tomorrow night for Chinatown [02:00.77]Alright I must follow Heaven's plan: [02:05.02]Around and around I'll go [02:07.73]Through Chinatown I'll go [02:10.30]Hoping to find another [02:11.53]One just like you [02:13.54]An old Chinese back scratcher [02:16.17]Made in Japan