The Pinocchio Theory-Bootsy Collins

The Pinocchio Theory - Bootsy Collins Ever funking on baba This is the world's funkiest sing-a-long Sing R-U-B-B-E-R F-A-N-S Rubber fans and funk-a-teers R-U-B-B-E-R F-A-N-S Rubber fans and funk-a-teers Well These good old days these days Ever funking on baba Oh yeah this is the pinocchio theory Don't fake the funk or your nose'll grow sing R-U-B-B-E-R F-A-N-S Rubber fans and funk-a-teers R-U-B-B-E-R B-A-N-D We're the rubber band and we're fonk-kay Uh the better to funk you my dear You ask why my funk is so long They call me the long song baba Somebody been funking with my funk Funking round funking with it till they funk it up Don't funk with my funk Somebody been sleeping with my funk Funking round funking with it till they funk it up Sing oh Somebody been messing with my funk Leave my funk alone Funking round funking with it till they funk it up Talk to me baba Ever funking on baba R-U-B-B-E-R F-A-N-S Rubber fans and funk-a-teers Sing along long song baba R-U-B-B-E-R F-A-N-S Rubber fans and funk-a-teers Uh the better to funk you my dear Well These good old days these days I want to funk with you Just want to funk with you I want to funk with you Just want to funk with you We're so fonk-kay I want to funk with you Just want to funk with you I want to funk with you Just want to funk with you Well now I just think It's just time for me to huff and puff And just blow your stuff in baba Ever funking on baba You say why my funk so long The better to funk you my dear They call me the long song baba Well These good old days these days Keep a looking keep booking One day you're gonna find it baby Ever funking on baba I am the long song Hi-di-ho the long song baba Up up and away Hop out Well These good old days these days Keep a looking keep booking One day you're gonna find it baby Uh this is the pinocchio theory baba You fake the funk Your nose got to grow Sing R-U-B-B-E-R F-A-N-S Talk to me baba Rubber fans and funk-a-teers R-U-B-B-E-R F-A-N-S Rubber fans and funk-a-teers I think I'll multiply and do it to you from all sides Well These good old days these days Keep a looking keep booking One day you're gonna find it baby Watch out Ever funking on baba Got you surrounded in my cord hit me Well huh These good old days these days Keep a looking keep booking One day you're gonna find it baby Scuse me Motor booty baba I'll tune you up I got to stroke ya R-U-B-B-E-R F-A-N-S Ever funking on baba Rubber fans and funk-a-teers R-U-B-B-E-R F-A-N-S Rubber fans and funk-a-teers Hi-de-o silver Well These good old days these days Keep a looking keep booking One day you're gonna find it baby Just talking to myself This is the pinocchio theory you know baba