Mr. Mistoffelees-Andrew Lloyd Webber

[ti:Mr. Mistoffelees] [ar:Andrew Lloyd Webber] [al:猫] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mr. Mistoffelees - Andrew Lloyd Webber (安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯) [00:05.46]You ought to ask Mr Mistoffelees
你应该问问Mistoffelees先生 [00:07.15]The original Conjuring Cat
他是资历最老的魔术猫 [00:08.08]The greatest magicians have something to learn
最伟大的魔术师想学点东西 [00:09.90]From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn
学Mistoffelees先生的魔术把戏 [00:11.58]Presto
说时迟那时快 [00:12.15]And you'll all say:
大家都说 [00:13.70]Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿 [00:17.13] [00:17.75]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 [00:22.24] [00:23.49]Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿 [00:28.18] [00:28.87]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 [00:33.75] [00:35.68]He is quiet and small
他文静瘦小 [00:36.61]He is black
是只黑猫 [00:38.30]From the ears to the tip of his tail
从头到脚都是黑的 [00:40.18] [00:40.86]He can creep through the tiniest crack
他能穿过最小的裂缝 [00:43.10]He can walk on the narrowest rail
也能在最窄的路轨上走猫步 [00:45.29] [00:46.29]He can pick any card from a pack
他能从包里摸出各种牌 [00:48.42] [00:49.10]He is equally cunning with dice
他像转动的骰子般机灵 [00:50.78] [00:51.84]He is always decieving you into believing
他总能骗取你的信任 [00:54.52]That he's only hunting for mice
让你相信他只捉老鼠 [00:56.21] [00:57.14]He can play any trick with a cork
他能用木塞变各种戏法 [01:00.01]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
用勺子和鱼酱也能变 [01:01.94] [01:02.57]If you look for a knife or a fork
如果你在找餐刀或叉子 [01:04.44] [01:05.25]And you think it was merely misplaced
你一定会认为是被人挪走了 [01:07.04] [01:08.16]You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
这会还在你眼前，下一秒就不见了 [01:11.04]But you find it next week lying out on the lawn
下周你会发现东西就在草坪上 [01:13.34] [01:14.59]And we all say:
我们都说 [01:15.83] [01:16.52]Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿 [01:20.02] [01:20.71]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 [01:25.32] [01:27.83]Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿 [01:31.01] [01:31.63]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 [01:36.25] [01:38.55]His manner is vague and aloof
他冷漠，行为捉摸不定 [01:41.11]You would think there was nobody shyer
你认为世上没有胆小鬼 [01:42.98] [01:43.80]But his voice has been heard on the roof
他的声音从屋顶传来 [01:45.86] [01:46.55]When he was curled up by the fire
当烈火将他托起时 [01:48.54] [01:49.35]And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
他有时能召唤烈火 [01:51.28] [01:52.10]When he was about on the roof
当他在屋顶时 [01:53.78] [01:55.03](At least we all heard that somebody purred)
至少我们都听到有人在低语 [01:57.59]Which is uncontestable proof
这是无可争议的证据 [01:58.90] [02:00.21]Of his singular magical powers
证明他非凡的魔力 [02:01.95] [02:02.64]And I've known the family to call
我知道家族去拜访他 [02:04.64] [02:05.44]Him in from the garden for hours
在花园待了好几小时 [02:07.39] [02:08.38]When he was asleep in the hall
当他在大厅里睡着时 [02:10.32] [02:11.19]And not long ago this phenomenal cat
不久前，这只非凡的猫 [02:14.06]Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
从帽子里变出了七间厨房 [02:17.12]And we all say:
我们都说 [02:19.49]Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿 [02:22.94] [02:23.57]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 [02:29.11] [02:30.92]Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿 [02:34.11] [02:34.87]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 [02:39.43] [02:40.18]Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿 [02:45.00] [02:45.74]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 [02:51.49] [02:52.72]Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿 [02:55.91] [02:56.60]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 [03:01.65] [03:03.71]Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿 [03:06.70] [03:07.33]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 [03:12.51] [03:14.67]Oh Well I never Was there ever
我从来没有，从没在那儿 [03:17.60] [03:18.16]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
如神奇的Mistoffelees先生一样聪明的猫 [03:21.88] [03:23.33]Ladies and gentlemen
先生们，女士们 [03:23.82]I give you the marvelous
我为大家请了非凡的 [03:25.07]Magical Mr Mistoffelees
魔术师Mistoffelees先生 [03:27.26] [03:28.51]Presto
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