Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer-Andrew Lloyd Webber

[ti:Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer] [ar:Andrew Lloyd Webber] [al:猫] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer - Andrew Lloyd Webber (安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯) [00:32.41]Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer
蒙哥杰利和蓝蓓蒂瑟 [00:34.85]We're a notorious couple of cats
我们是一对臭名昭著的猫 [00:37.41]As knockabout clowns quick-change comedians
既是喧闹小丑也是变装喜剧演员 [00:40.34]Tight-rope walkers and acrobats
既是走钢丝的特技演员也是杂技表演家 [00:42.90]We have an extensive reputation
我们声名远扬 [00:45.83]We make our home in Victoria Grove
我们住维多利亚树林 [00:48.45]This is merely our centre of operation
但那只是我们活动的根据地 [00:51.32]For we are incurably given to rove
因为我们行踪的十分诡秘 [00:53.57] [00:58.33]We are very well known in Cornwall Gardens
我们在康沃尔花园享有盛名 [01:01.70]In Launceston Place and in Kensington Square
在朗塞斯顿和肯辛顿广场也是如此 [01:04.38]We have really a little more reputation
我们的名声不止于此 [01:07.13]Than a couple of cats can very well bear
普通的猫可无福消受 [01:09.82] [01:14.49]If the area window is found ajar
如果这片地区有一扇窗户半开 [01:16.73] [01:17.36]And the basement looks like a field of war
地下室看上去一片狼藉 [01:20.23]If a tile or two comes loose on the roof
如果房顶有一两块瓦片松动 [01:22.85](Which presently fails to be waterproof)
最终丧失了防水功能 [01:25.35]If the drawers are pulled out from the bedroom chest
如果你卧室衣柜里的抽屉被打开了 [01:28.66]And you can't find one of your winter vests
你一件冬季背心都找不到 [01:31.09]If after supper one of the girls
如果晚饭后 家里其中一个女孩 [01:34.02]Suddenly misses her Woolworth pearls
突然找不到她的伍尔沃思珍珠 [01:36.96]The family will say "It's that horrible cat
这家人就会大喊 都怪那可恶的猫 [01:40.89] [01:42.26]It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer "
一定是蒙哥杰利和蓝蓓蒂瑟 [01:47.94] [01:49.24]And most of the time they leave it at that
大多数时候他们并不追究 [01:52.18] [02:02.86]Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer have a very unusual gift of the gab
蒙哥杰利和蓝蓓蒂瑟都有唠叨的天赋 [02:07.78]We are highly efficient cat burglars as well
我们是超高效率的猫咪大盗 [02:10.28]And remarkably smart at a smash and grab
砸坏东西和强取豪夺的能力也同样令人惊叹 [02:12.90]We make our home in Victoria Grove
我们住维多利亚树林 [02:15.64]We have no regular occupation
却没有固定的职业 [02:18.45]We are plausible fellows who like to engage
我们是一对花言巧语的家伙 [02:21.01]A friendly policeman in conversation
最爱和友善的警察叔叔打交道 [02:23.32] [02:28.43]When the family assembles for Sunday dinner
当周日全家聚餐时 [02:31.32]With their minds made up that they won't get thinner
们下定决心绝不变瘦 [02:33.76]On Argentine joint potatoes and greens
阿根廷牛腱 土豆和蔬菜 [02:36.40]And the cook will appear from behind the scenes
厨师却从幕后出现 [02:39.20]And say in a voice that is broken with sorrow
满脸悲伤声音颤抖地说道 [02:41.33]"I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow
恐怕你们要等到明天才能用餐了 [02:44.57]For the joint has gone from the oven like that "
牛肉平白无故地就从烤箱里失踪了 [02:47.25]The family will say "It's that horrible cat
这家人就会大喊 都怪那可恶的猫 [02:52.61]It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer "
一定是蒙哥杰利和蓝蓓蒂瑟 [02:58.17] [02:59.60]And most of the time they leave it at that
大多数时候他们并不追究 [03:02.23]Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer have a wonderful way of working together
蒙哥杰利和蓝蓓蒂瑟 合作得天衣无缝 [03:07.22]And some of the time you would say it was luck
有时候靠运气 [03:09.84]And some of the time you would say it was weather
有时候靠天气 [03:12.33]We go through the house like a hurricane
我们像飓风一般冲进房子 [03:14.84]And no sober person could take his oath
没有人能冷静地发誓说 [03:17.45]Was it Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer
究竟是蒙哥杰利还是蓝蓓蒂瑟 [03:20.14]Or could you have sworn that it mightn't be both
你敢发誓不会是两只猫合伙干的吗 [03:22.63]And when you hear a dining room smash
你听到餐厅里一阵东西破碎的声音 [03:25.31]Or up from the pantry there comes a loud crash
或者储物间里传来一声巨响 [03:27.99]Or down from the library there comes a loud ping
或者听到书房里嘭的一声 [03:30.43]From a vase that was commonly said to be Ming
大概是明朝的花瓶摔碎了 [03:33.05]The family will say: "Now which was which cat
这家人就会大喊 到底是哪只猫 [03:37.54]It was Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer "
是蒙哥杰利和蓝蓓蒂瑟合伙干的 [03:43.62] [03:44.87]And there's nothing at all to be done about that
实在是拿他们没法呀