Not So Kool-Aid-Dane Cook

[ti:Not So Kool-Aid] [ar:Dane Cook] [al:I Did My Best - Greatest Hits] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.41]I'll tell you what dream used to scare me [00:01.86]When I was a little kid [00:02.74]Used to actually totally give me nightmares: [00:04.15] [00:04.89]Remember those kool-aid commercials [00:06.01] [00:07.45]Where that no that talking bowl of punch [00:09.69]He would come crashing through [00:10.69]Your f**kin' wall in your living room [00:12.02] [00:13.19]You wouldn't even know it [00:13.98] [00:14.70]Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh Yeah [00:18.40] [00:20.43]Right And all the little kids were all excited "Yes Yes " [00:22.69] [00:24.89]And then they would drink out of him [00:26.40]After debris fell in his open dumb head [00:29.33] [00:31.43]He would pour himself "Oh yeah Oh yeah " [00:33.71] [00:35.09]Him and his crazy tights [00:35.97] [00:37.31]I don't like that I don't like when juice wears tights [00:39.26] [00:40.63]It's a horrible combination a bowl of juice wearing tights [00:42.99] [00:45.84]F**k drinking out of him if that was me I'd be like [00:47.94]"No no no [00:48.57]You fix that wall before my dad gets home from work [00:50.35] [00:51.61]He's gunna beat me with a belt [00:52.74]He's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here [00:54.85] [00:55.42]You stupid idiot [00:56.42]Yeah comin' through the wall is real f**kin' cool [00:58.17] [00:58.75]Using the front door is cool [01:00.12]Don't touch me you drink [01:00.92] [01:02.23]Don't touch me you giant beverage [01:03.23] [01:04.20]You are sweating or condensating [01:05.63]I will kick you in the tights [01:07.05]And you will go down your very top heavy [01:08.50] [01:09.89]You glass b**ch [01:10.98] [01:12.02]You glass bastard " [01:13.15] [01:15.00]"Oh yeah " [01:15.79]"Oh no Naughty naughty kool-aid " [01:19.17] [01:22.64]"Oh yeah " [01:23.37]"No no" [01:24.43] [01:25.13]"Oh yeah " [01:25.78]"No " [01:26.18] [01:27.00]Not So Kool-Aid - Dane Cook