Pranks-Dane Cook

[ti:Pranks] [ar:Dane Cook] [al:Harmful If Swallowed] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Pranks - Dane Cook [00:00.30]I'm a big practical joker man I love to play practical jokes [00:03.27] [00:03.80]I have one for you guys you gotta try this [00:05.63] [00:06.14]Really simple very effective [00:07.64] [00:08.49]Next time you're at the airport you're at the airport [00:11.22]You see someone waiting for their flight ok they're just sitting there [00:13.54]Reading a paper whatever just chilling out [00:16.02]Here's what your gonna do just like this [00:17.69]Walk over to them really slowly just walk over alright [00:21.43]Stand right in front of them wait till they feel you there [00:25.62]You know what I mean [00:26.97]When they finally look up at you just really seriously look them in they [00:29.02]Eyes and go like this [00:30.01] [00:31.03]Don't get on the flight hehe [00:37.07] [00:40.08]You know they're sittin' there going [00:41.08]I don't think I should get on this f**king flight [00:42.76] [00:43.64]I think an angel [00:44.20]Just told me not to get on the flight thank you angel wearing jeans [00:47.54] [00:51.54]How about this one right all you need for this is a pair of gloves [00:54.95]Just take your gloves right [00:56.30]And go down to the bank get behind all the people in the bank [00:59.66]Give the person in front of you a little nudge just a little nudge [01:01.79]Wait till they turn around and when they turn around [01:03.42]Start putting on the gloves and say [01:04.61]Now would be a good time to leave right now [01:09.98] [01:12.80]Either that or take out a piece of paper and a pen and say [01:14.77]Hey how do you spell shoot you in the f**king face [01:16.69] [01:18.38]Come on hurry up one word what is it [01:19.50] [01:21.56]Here's a fun one right [01:22.68]Guys next time you at a bar whatever [01:23.70]And you see a girl at the bar [01:25.63]Just walk up to her and go like this [01:26.98]Hey are you gonna walk to your car by yourself later [01:29.05] [01:33.70]I'll be over here watching you all night