Head-Dane Cook

[ti:Head] [ar:Dane Cook] [al:Harmful If Swallowed] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Head (头脑) - Dane Cook [00:00.62]You always want head [00:01.27] [00:03.22]We love it [00:04.24] [00:07.57]We always have to watch right [00:09.05] [00:19.26]Right and if you've got a lot of hair [00:20.46]We f**king turn into vidal sasoon [00:21.94]All of a sudden we got like scrunchies [00:24.15]Banana clips comin' out of nowhere [00:25.77] [00:27.16]Hairspray SSS good [00:29.26]Good front row seats [00:30.75] [00:33.22]I like that with the lips [00:34.70] [00:35.96]The thing you're doing with the lips is good [00:37.36] [00:44.04]You know what's so weird [00:44.62]Why does this happen [00:45.89]This is a weird thing [00:47.03]Phenomanon [00:47.53] [00:48.17]Right [00:48.45]Sometimes guys [00:48.90]You're having sex right [00:50.33]And everything's going great [00:51.69]Everything's you know right [00:53.40] [00:54.67]All of a sudden you hear like a voice comes into our [00:56.14]Our brains [00:56.74]Starts telling us to say sh*t like [00:57.84]Yeah say that say that [01:00.28]That's perfect say that right now [01:01.80] [01:03.39]Right and you're like yeah [01:04.15]I'll f**king say that [01:04.96]You just grab her hair and you whisper [01:07.44]Eghhh [01:08.32] [01:10.05]You don't even think about it [01:10.84]Just say it ya f**king say say things [01:13.23] [01:15.54]You hear what I say you like that huh [01:19.52] [01:21.05]Right you say but sometimes [01:22.30]You say some sh*t and you think of [01:23.93]It like two hours later and you're [01:26.79]Like what the f**k was I talking about [01:28.88] [01:30.80]And you get like embarrased [01:31.54]I was with a girl recently right [01:32.76]I was totally just in the zone [01:34.40]Out of nowhere I was like [01:35.28]Uh yea my dick feels like corn [01:37.77] [01:47.24]Sounded good at the time [01:48.13] [01:50.12]She didn't even miss a beat she was like [01:51.36]Give me the butter baby give me the butter [01:52.52] [01:53.77]Come on Orville Redenbacher pop that pussy [01:55.62] [02:03.01]We should just have an orgy right here right now [02:04.66] [02:05.71]Let's just turn off the f**king lights [02:07.25]And everybody just feel around [02:08.69] [02:10.38]Let's turn off the lights and play a game called uh [02:12.06]Who's in mouth [02:12.96] [02:21.27]What did you say careful [02:22.15]What are you like my lifeguard [02:23.18]Careful careful dane [02:25.45] [02:27.08]What are you spotting my jokes [02:28.66]Careful [02:29.21] [02:30.55]Careful