The Night The Bar Closed Down-Rodney Carrington

[ti:The Night The Bar Closed Down] [ar:Rodney Carrington] [al:Nut Sack] [offset:0] [00:00.95]The bar will soon be closing [00:04.21]And lights they're all turned down [00:06.79] [00:08.24]There's 3 girls in a corner booth [00:10.90] [00:12.88]The fat one she's passed out [00:14.65] [00:16.78]Her friends they called me over [00:18.63] [00:19.94]And it turned out she was stuck [00:22.49] [00:24.00]With the help of 4 big bouncers [00:26.94] [00:28.24]We put her in my truck [00:30.42] [00:32.86]Me old jack daniels [00:34.75] [00:35.50]Had been together most of the night [00:38.39] [00:40.05]Somehow he'd convinced me [00:42.52] [00:43.33]She was the prettiest thing in sight [00:46.28] [00:48.36]I got her home i opened the door [00:51.02] [00:51.65]And i rolled her to my bed [00:53.93] [00:55.88]The lights came on she opened her eyes [00:59.14] [01:00.38]And this is what she said [01:02.01] [01:04.89]Wmmmm wmmmm wmmmmmmm [01:10.47] [01:13.35]Wmmmm wmmmm wmmmmmmm wmmm [01:17.97] [01:22.30]Morning came that sun was up there to my surprise [01:28.06] [01:29.44]Was a big old girl with no clothes on [01:32.31] [01:32.94]And oprah winfrey thighs [01:36.03] [01:38.06]I sat up fear set in [01:40.46] [01:41.39]I found we were alone [01:43.77] [01:45.24]She said that she was hungry [01:47.58] [01:48.75]Whilst she was nibbling on a chicken bone [01:51.37] [01:53.91]The words she said next scared me [01:55.58] [01:57.03]And today the haunt me still [01:59.77] [02:01.15]She said i hope you've got a steady job cowboy [02:03.13] [02:03.76]I said why's that sheila [02:04.92] [02:05.56]She said i'm not on the pill that's why [02:07.48]I said oh [02:08.30] [02:09.83]With that in mind i tried to run [02:12.53]Lord i tried to get away [02:15.23] [02:16.89]She ran me down hopped on top [02:20.17] [02:21.67]And here's all i could say [02:23.28] [02:25.59]Huh oh wmmmm get off me wmmmm wmmmmmmm [02:32.04]Wmmmm ohh your crushing me wmmmm wmmmmmmm [02:36.40] [02:40.02]Get off me you heffer [02:41.21] [02:42.38]The Night The Bar Closed Down - Rodney Carrington [02:44.54]