That's Just My Luck-Rodney Carrington

[ti:That's Just My Luck] [ar:Rodney Carrington] [al:Nut Sack] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]That's Just My Luck - Rodney Carrington [00:05.42]I woke up this morning and i sliped down in the shower [00:09.11] [00:10.59]Bumped my head on the faucit [00:11.67] [00:12.34]And it bled for a whole damn hour [00:14.28] [00:15.19]I didn't have time for breakfast [00:16.83]So i walked right to the door [00:19.01] [00:20.01]I walked outside and realized [00:21.74] [00:22.28]That my ride wasn't there no more [00:23.94] [00:25.42]That's just my luck [00:26.38] [00:28.04]Somebody stole my truck [00:30.37]Just leaving me stuck [00:31.31] [00:33.01]What an insensitive shmuck [00:34.98] [00:35.73]My stomach is rumbling and my head's in pain [00:37.74] [00:38.45]I'm standing outside in the pouring rain [00:40.28] [00:40.93]I can't get to work that's just my luck [00:43.45] [00:45.91]Well i walked in to the telephone to give my boss a call [00:49.55] [00:50.68]I told him i'd be late for work he said [00:53.23]Don't bother coming at all [00:54.51] [00:55.58]I tried to tell him that my truck was gone [00:57.84]But he said that he didn't care [00:59.68] [01:00.29]Then he slammed down the telephone now [01:02.99]I'm deaf in my right ear [01:04.38] [01:05.76]That just my luck [01:06.78] [01:08.53]Now my ear don't work [01:10.73]It realy hurts [01:11.54] [01:13.41]My ex boss is a jerk [01:15.34] [01:16.05]I ain't got much cash the rent is due [01:18.72]Somethin's sticking to my left shoe [01:20.70] [01:21.33]I just stepped in what that's just my luck [01:23.84] [01:26.29]Well i walked down to the local bar [01:28.39]With the few dollars that i had [01:30.00] [01:31.08]I asked a pretty lady if she would dance [01:33.28]And her boyfriend he got mad [01:34.88] [01:36.05]I pulled out an old hickory stick he pulled out a gun [01:39.69] [01:40.85]I looked around the four corners of the bar [01:43.21]But there wasn't any place to run [01:44.72] [01:46.36]That's just my luck [01:47.25] [01:48.92]Cause i got wood and he's got lead [01:51.09]And he's really red [01:52.02] [01:54.19]I think i'm dead [01:55.82] [01:56.92]Tomorrow on my tombstone they will write [01:59.02]He took a baseball bat to a shotgun fight [02:01.65]There ain't nuthing wrong with that it was just his luck [02:04.63] [02:06.48]Naw there ain't nuthing wrong with that it was just his luck