Men And Women (Live)-Rodney Carrington

[ti:Men And Women (Live)] [ar:Rodney Carrington] [al:Nut Sack] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Men And Women (Live) - Rodney Carrington [00:01.83]You women have so much power in your pants [00:04.22]You have no clue [00:04.92] [00:08.03]You have to much power [00:08.93] [00:09.77]That little hairy critter you got in [00:11.20]You bridges causes more sh*t than anything else [00:13.38]In this world if i had a twat in [00:16.93]My bridges i'd be in a hotel room right now [00:19.13]With eight guys cause [00:19.89]I'm a big old hoar you have to much power [00:27.39]You can in the front yard and tell your man now [00:29.69]You go out there and eat that when you come back [00:31.37]You can have some you know what he'd do whah whah [00:35.26] [00:39.22]He come running back into the house [00:40.35]With a chocolate ring around his lips [00:41.71] [00:43.79]I did it you stupid son of a b**ch [00:47.67]I was kiddin well i still get the p**sy don't [00:51.06] [00:52.55]I well no you got sh*t in your mouth [00:54.03] [00:56.57]Thank god for hands i'm 34 years old [01:00.43]I jack off more now than i did when [01:02.08]I discovered it when i discovered it [01:05.81]I loved it man this feels great [01:07.33]What the f**k was that i can't see i can't see [01:12.76] [01:17.17]How many women masturbate look 10 of you horseshit is [01:24.71] [01:26.78]That a 14 biljon dollar a year dildo [01:28.64]Business i think it is then 10 women out here keeping [01:31.62]It going horseshit [01:32.68] [01:36.78]Women do it i just do it in private found [01:39.14]Her hanging against the washingmachine while folding clothes [01:41.68] [01:42.64]Whooooooooo sh*t what are you doing [01:46.10]I'm folding clothes sh*t and i watched and [01:59.44]Then men get all the sh*t cause we're the horny ones [02:01.29] [02:02.12]You know you're always horny that's all you ever wanna do [02:05.36] [02:06.30]I know because one of us had to be [02:10.01] [02:10.70]One of women had to be the horny ones [02:13.80]So it's men women don't think like [02:15.73]We do they're emotional creatures if [02:18.16]They did we'd all in a big right now [02:19.82] [02:22.66]Which would be hell a lot of fun [02:23.80] [02:26.05]That's why men created sports men created sports cause [02:29.22]They get tired of thinking about p**sy 4 hours a day [02:31.94] [02:33.33]Because sex is all about find [02:34.76]Them a girl getting in the little spot find her get [02:37.30]There it's all it's about and [02:43.10]If you look at sports it's the same way cause men created [02:45.57] [02:46.24]Them footbal upright through the middle [02:48.48]We put hair on the post is [02:49.95]It wouldn't too offensive basketball hole 5 guys fighting [02:55.84]5 other guys for a hole just like being in a nightclub [02:58.28] [03:03.63]And off course tennis was invented by a women cause [03:05.85]That's just her doing back and forth back and forth [03:08.31]Back and forth [03:08.93] [03:11.18]Which goes back to the power issue [03:12.57] [03:13.13]If there is an argument at my house [03:14.33]My wife can take the puss run in another room [03:16.84]And hold it hostage all of a sudden [03:19.96]I am a hostage negotiator have you harmed [03:23.46]He hostage in any way press the hostage against [03:27.97]The window so i can see [03:29.43] [03:36.29]It why is the hostage smoking [03:37.76]White sigar we know you got demands [03:45.45]What are they she wants to go shopping sh*t [03:47.52] [03:48.71]And a new car f**k she wants a helicopter god damn [03:53.07]We can do that i tell you a helicopter [03:54.49]Helicopter helicopter helicopter [03:56.45] [03:58.19]Thanks a lot everybody for coming out i hope [03:59.91]You had a great time i did thank [04:01.42]You good night thank you very much