Hypochondriac (Live)-Rodney Carrington

Hypochondriac (Live) - Rodney Carrington Every morning while the world is waking I'm still up and shaking, holy god it's a new day Another chapter and a new affliction filled with fraud and fiction, The conviction death for sure I feel sick catch my breath, and its gone This is it this is death just hold on Then everything's fine The panic it passes And I feel a little crazy I was so afraid I die for some foolish reason and I don't know why But I do know it sounds corky and queer And I know that it's hard to relate to my fear You think go get some air get a drink and a spine And get out of your mind ohhhhh I've lived my life like this for god know how long, some things always wrong The song goes on and on and on Cause if you can catch it than I'm sure I've caught it or at least I've thought it Aids got it cancer got it TB got is bird flu got it sars not got it But I'll get it yet Give me pills give me blood give me bed Nothing helps all this sh*t in my head Then everything's fine Birds sing in blue skies And everyone's happy everybody's at peace But me, I'm locked in a closet surfing web MD And I know its all nuts; I know that it's true I ask myself what's the matter with you Go get yourself help, get a shrink you'll be fine And get out of your never mind Stop and look at yourself. What are you doing? did you? Never mind This talking to yourself like this This pills This problem This pity Somebody please Get me out mind I want to look to the future Wanna go buy a calendar I'll actually use Then how, wanna plan a vacation for six months from now Wanna go and subscribe to a good magazine Plant a garden and thrive and exit the scene Wanna find me a guy who will never ask why I hold him so tightly with every goodbye And then I'll be so happy I just might die