That Awful Day-Rodney Carrington

[ti:That Awful Day] [ar:Rodney Carrington] [al:Nut Sack] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]That Awful Day - Rodney Carrington [00:07.09]Well [00:07.27]I got home and the door was locked [00:09.65]So I [00:10.06]Tried to ring the bell [00:11.73] [00:12.50]I found a little bitty [00:13.68]Note [00:14.34]She had wrote [00:15.52]Telling me to go to [00:17.09]Hell [00:17.50] [00:18.57]I crawed in the window [00:20.06]I [00:20.23]Got inside she kicked me [00:21.99]In the balls and then [00:23.28]I cried called me a [00:25.23]Name said I'd lied kicked [00:27.70]Me again and I thought [00:29.01]I died [00:30.16]Took my clothes [00:31.65]Set them on fire hit me [00:33.43]With her curling iron [00:35.52] [00:36.11]I tried to block it with [00:37.54]My watch then [00:39.05]She kicked me in the crotch again [00:41.87] [00:44.11]Today's the day [00:45.42]My wife met my girlfriend [00:47.64] [00:52.80]Well I tried to tell her [00:54.15]But she didn't care [00:55.85]Thing's weren't what [00:56.97]They seemed she had a pan on [00:59.36]The stove of full of boiling water [01:01.22]And my nat's [01:01.94]Would soon be steamed [01:03.70] [01:04.29]I tried to run scream [01:06.24]For help she hit me in the nurts with a [01:08.73]Rinestone belt it was like nothing [01:11.22]That I'd ever felt [01:12.41] [01:12.95]I thank god I wasn't wearing [01:14.82]A kilt she grabed [01:16.22]The bat from beneath the bed [01:18.66]Swung it once [01:20.07]Missed my head she rared back [01:22.84]Swung it again then [01:24.70]She hit me in the twin's again [01:27.47] [01:29.68]Today's the day [01:30.97]My wife met my girlfriend [01:33.31] [01:35.02]Yea [01:35.39]Today's that awful day [01:37.48] [01:38.20]And my boys won't be the [01:39.90]Same yea today's [01:41.77]The day my wife met my girlfriend