One Week-Barenaked Ladies/The Persuasions

[ti:One Week] [ar:Barenaked Ladies/The Persuasions] [al:Ladies and Gentlemen: Barenaked Ladies & the Persuasions] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]One Week (一周) - Barenaked Ladies (裸体淑女合唱团)/The Persuasions [00:00.35]It's been one week since you looked at me [00:02.97]Cocked your head to the side [00:04.20]And said I'm angry [00:05.29]Five days since you laughed at me saying [00:07.30]Get that together come back and see me [00:09.38]Three days since the living room [00:11.04]I realized it's all my fault but couldn't tell you [00:13.48]Yesterday you'd forgiven me [00:15.13]But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry [00:17.67]Hold it now and watch the hoodwink [00:19.17]As I make you stop think [00:20.31]You'll think you're looking at Aquaman [00:21.81]I summon fish to the dish [00:23.22]Although I like the Chalet Swiss [00:24.38]I like the sushi [00:25.27]Cause it's never touched a frying pan [00:26.60]Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes [00:28.02]Big like Leann Rimes [00:29.15]Because I'm all about value [00:30.50]Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits [00:32.27]You try to match wits [00:33.56]You try to hold me but I bust through [00:35.47]Gonna make a break and take a fake [00:36.21]I'd like a stinkin achin shake [00:37.05]I like vanilla it's the finest of the flavors [00:39.62]Gotta see the show [00:40.07]Cause then you'll know [00:40.57]The Vertigo is gonna grow [00:41.48]Cause it's so dangerous [00:42.27]You'll have to sign a waiver [00:43.83]How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad [00:46.17]Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad [00:48.29]I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral [00:50.62]Can't understand what I mean [00:52.09]Well you soon will [00:52.96]I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve [00:55.26]I have a history of taking off my shirt [00:57.36]It's been one week since you looked at me [00:59.39]Threw your arms in the air and said you're crazy [01:01.24]Five days since you tackled me [01:02.98]I've still got the rug burns on both my knees [01:05.27]It's been three days since the afternoon [01:06.74] [01:07.33]You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon [01:09.45]Yesterday you'd forgiven me [01:11.27]And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry [01:13.63] [01:31.41]Chickity China the Chinese Chicken [01:33.39]You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' [01:35.50]Watchin X Files with no lights on [01:37.39]We're dans la maison [01:38.53]I hope the Smoking Man's in this one [01:40.23]Like Harrison Ford I'm getting Frantic [01:41.32] [01:42.09]Like sting I'm Tantric [01:43.07]Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy [01:44.57]Like Kurosawa I make mad films [01:46.16]Okay I don't make films [01:47.69]But if I did they'd have a samurai [01:49.32]Gonna get a set of better clubs [01:50.23]Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs [01:51.63]Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back swing [01:53.64]Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon [01:55.02]Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes [01:56.67]That make me think the wrong thing [01:57.80]How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad [02:00.04]Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad [02:02.22]I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral [02:04.33]Can't understand what I mean [02:05.69]You soon will [02:06.76]I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve [02:09.07]I have a history of losing my shirt [02:10.99]It's been one week since you looked at me [02:12.84]Dropped your arms to your sides and said I'm sorry [02:15.11]Five days since I laughed at you and said [02:17.33]You just did just what I thought you were gonna do [02:19.68]Three days since the living room [02:21.15]We realized we're both to blame but what could we do [02:23.65]Yesterday you just smiled at me [02:25.32]Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry [02:28.03] [02:34.60]It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry [02:36.74] [02:43.09]It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry [02:45.15] [02:51.69]Birchmount stadium home of the Robbie