One Week-Barenaked Ladies

[ti:One Week (Album Version)] [ar:Barenaked Ladies] [al:Stunt] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]One Week (一周) - Barenaked Ladies (裸体女郎乐队) [00:00.26]Written by：Ed Robertson [00:00.52]It's been one week since you looked at me
自从上次看到我，已经过了一周 [00:02.88] [00:03.73]Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry
你将头转向一侧，说道，我很生气 [00:05.90]Five days since you laughed at me saying
自从上次你嘲笑我，已经过了五天 [00:07.62]Get that together come back and see me
你说“消消气，再回来我身边吧” [00:09.50] [00:10.06]Three days since the living room
自三天前客厅那次吵架后 [00:11.32] [00:11.83]I realized it's all my fault but couldn't tell you
我明白，一切都是我的错，却无法告诉你 [00:14.14]Yesterday you'd forgiven me
昨天，你就已原谅我 [00:15.94]But it'll still be two days 'til I say I'm sorry
但还有两天，我才会对你说抱歉 [00:17.95] [00:18.55]Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
现在，别放手，看看眼前的骗局 [00:20.12]As I make you stop think
我让你别再犹豫的时候 [00:21.21]You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
你会觉得自己就像海的王子 [00:22.81]I summon fish to the dish
而我才是召唤鱼儿将鱼盛于碟中的那个人 [00:23.90]Although I like the Chalet Swiss
尽管我更喜欢瑞士小屋的美食 [00:24.97]I like the sushi cause it's never touched a frying pan
我喜欢寿司，因为永远不用洗煎锅 [00:27.00]Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
当我创作的旋律，就像芥末一样热辣刺激 [00:28.46]Big like LeAnn Rimes
好似Leanne Rimes的 [00:29.64]Because I'm all about value
那首《Big Deal》一样 [00:31.12]Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
就像Bert Kaempfert那样世人传唱 [00:32.78]You try to match wits
你试图与我相配 [00:33.81]You try to hold me but I bust through
你试图抱住我，我却挣脱开来 [00:35.48]Gonna make a break and take a fake
我想要休息一下 抽支** [00:36.64]I'd like a stinking aching shake
我烂醉如泥般痛苦的抽动着 [00:37.68]I like vanilla it's the finest of the flavours
我喜欢香草冰激凌，那是最美的味道 [00:39.63]Gotta see the show cause then you'll know
一定要来看我的演唱会，看了你就会明白 [00:40.90]The vertigo is gonna grow
你会更加为之倾倒 [00:41.79]Cause it's so dangerous
因为这里如此危险 [00:42.49]You'll have to sign a waiver
你必须签订豁免权才能进场 [00:43.50] [00:44.09]How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
当你生气的时候，我却觉得很好玩，怎么办 [00:46.20]Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
尽管很想笑，却还是尽力忍住 [00:48.31]I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
我是那种会在葬礼上笑出来的人 [00:50.04]Can't understand what I mean
不明白我的意思 [00:51.50]Well you soon will
好吧，很快就会明白 [00:52.50]I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
我更倾向于表露心声 [00:54.58]I have a history of taking off my shirt
我也曾有失去理智的时候 [00:56.18]It's been one week since you looked at me
自从上次看到我，已经过了一周 [00:58.21] [00:58.97]Threw your arms in the air
将你的双手甩向空中 [00:59.98]And said you're crazy
说你疯了 [01:01.05]Five days since you tackled me
自你上一次与我厮打在一起已经过了五天 [01:02.82]I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
我的膝盖还是火辣辣的疼 [01:05.00]It's been three days since the afternoon
自那天下午，已经过去了三天 [01:06.52] [01:07.11]You realized it's not my fault
你意识到，那并不是我的错 [01:08.38]Not a moment too soon
几乎为时已晚 [01:09.46]Yesterday you'd forgiven me
昨天，你就已原谅我 [01:11.22]And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry
现在我平复心情等你说你错了 [01:13.58] [01:30.78]Chickity China the Chinese chicken
我好像是因被禽流感感染而将要被屠宰的鸡 [01:32.70]You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
你吃着鸡腿 心情是那样的好 [01:34.82]Watching X-Files with no lights on
关掉灯看《X档案》 [01:36.57]We're dans la maison
我们看《登堂入室》 [01:37.61]I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
我希望这部电影里有那个吸烟男 [01:39.09]Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
就像《Frantic》的Harrison Ford [01:40.29] [01:41.02]Like Sting I'm tantric
就像Sting我静坐参禅 [01:41.94]Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy
就像士力架 保证让你开怀大笑 [01:43.51]Like Kurasawa I make mad films
比如Kurasawa，我拍疯狂的电影 [01:45.07]Okay I don't make films
好吧，我不会拍电影 [01:46.22]But if I did they'd have a Samurai
若我参演，就会像名演员仓泽一样 [01:47.84]Gonna get a set of better clubs
发明些更好的小工具 [01:49.01]Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
创建更好的高尔夫俱乐部 [01:50.13]Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
那我的球杆就不会再挥杆之后消失不见 [01:52.05]Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
必须与美少女战士保持一致 [01:53.31]Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
因为这些卡通主角总是那些长腿大*的妹子 [01:55.00]That make me think the wrong thing
让不禁遐想连篇 [01:56.45]How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
当你生气的时候，我却觉得很好玩，怎么办 [01:58.53]Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
尽管很想笑，却还是尽力忍住 [02:00.66]I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
我是那种会在葬礼上笑出来的人 [02:02.48]Can't understand what I mean
不明白我的意思 [02:04.12]Well you soon will
好吧，很快就会明白 [02:04.95]I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
我更倾向于表露心声 [02:06.97]I have a history of losing my shirt
我也曾有失去理智的时候 [02:08.75]It's been one week since you looked at me
自从上次看到我，已经过了一周 [02:10.55] [02:11.07]Dropped your arms to your sides
你张开你的怀抱 [02:12.48]And said I'm sorry
说着，我错了 [02:13.41]Five days since I laughed at you and said
自从上次嘲笑你，已经过了五天 [02:15.17]You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
我曾说，你正好在做我希望你做的事 [02:17.64]Three days since the living room
自三天前客厅那次吵架后 [02:18.93] [02:19.45]We realized we're both to blame
我们意识到，两个人都有错 [02:20.62]But what could we do
但我们该怎么办 [02:21.79]Yesterday you just smiled at me
昨天，你只是对我微笑 [02:23.43]Cause it'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry
但还有两天，我们才会说抱歉 [02:25.60] [02:28.09]It'll still be two days 'til we say we're sorry
但还有两天，我们才会说抱歉 [02:29.87] [02:32.32]It'll still be two days 'til we say wasasbi
还有两天我们才会一起吃芥末酱 [02:34.19] [02:36.83]Birchmount Stadium home of the Robbie
贝治芒体育馆 Robbie的家