Some Fantastic-Barenaked Ladies

[ti:Some Fantastic] [ar:Barenaked Ladies] [al:The Studio Album Collection 1992-2003] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Some Fantastic - Barenaked Ladies (裸体女郎乐队)
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供 [00:12.44]One day I will build a fountain
终有一日我将建造不老泉 [00:15.62]Drink and never grow old
饮下便能青春永驻 [00:18.52]Then I'll market an elixir
而后研制神奇药剂 [00:21.56]That will eliminate the common cold
彻底治愈世间伤风 [00:24.34]Find your sickness on my list
你的病痛皆列我清单 [00:30.19]Pay upfront and make a wish
预付心愿即刻实现 [00:35.93]One day I will work with animals
来日我愿与百兽为伴 [00:39.18]All the tests I'm gonna do
我将尝试所有实验 [00:42.05]All my stuff's completely natural
我的材料纯天然无添加 [00:45.36]And when we're done we'll boil 'em down for glue
完成后熬煮成胶水 [00:48.39]We can use to re-adhere
用来重新黏合 [00:53.61]Your lips to mine if you were here
你的唇与我的唇若你在此 [00:58.97]There's a lot I will never do
有许多事我永不会做 [01:01.85]Some fantastic I know it's true
但有些疯狂之事我确信值得 [01:04.52]But none as much as my want to be with you
但都比不上我渴望与你相守的执念 [01:11.37]I can't stand to wait in line long
我无法忍受漫长的等待 [01:14.36]So I built a new machine
于是打造了崭新的装置 [01:17.11]It just measures up the distance
它能精确丈量我们之间的距离 [01:20.70]And then eliminates the folks between
然后消除中间的所有阻隔 [01:23.04]One day I'll construct a satellite
终有一天我要造颗卫星 [01:26.38]And I'll name it after you
用你的名字为它命名 [01:29.00]'Cause you were the greatest friend of all
因为你始终是最知心的挚友 [01:32.26]Except for when you split my lip in two
除了那次你让我嘴唇开裂 [01:35.23]To see the look upon your face
只为看你脸上的表情 [01:40.86]As I launch you into space
当我将你送入太空 [01:46.00]There's a lot I will never do
有许多事我永不会做 [01:48.81]Some fantastic I know it's true
但有些疯狂之事我确信值得 [01:51.73]But none as much as my want to be with you
但都比不上我渴望与你相守的执念 [01:57.82]Bye bye self-respect
再见了 自尊心 [02:04.36]I haven't had much of it since you left
自从你离开后 我已所剩无几 [02:09.36]I missed out on the best of you
我错过了最好的你 [02:22.00]Some day I will find the secret
总有一天我会找到诀窍 [02:25.04]To your social chemistry
破解你社交的化学反应 [02:27.97]Then I'll print it on a T-shirt
然后印在T恤上 [02:31.08]And it'll make you want to be with me
让你渴望与我相伴 [02:33.85]And if I wear it past your work
若我穿着它经过你工作的地方 [02:39.66]You'll see other guys are jerks
你就会明白其他男人有多差劲 [02:45.50]Much like pheromones for flies
就像飞蛾无法抗拒信息素 [02:51.43]You will not avoid my eyes
你也逃不开我的注视 [02:56.62]There's a lot I will never do
有许多事我永不会做 [02:59.50]Some fantastic I know it's true
但有些疯狂之事我确信值得 [03:02.28]But none as much as my want to be with you
但都比不上我渴望与你相守的执念 [03:08.43]Bye bye self-respect
再见了 自尊心 [03:14.65]I haven't had much of it since you left
自从你离开后 我已所剩无几 [03:20.16]I missed out on the best of you
我错过了最好的你 [03:28.81]Bye bye self-respect
再见了 自尊心 [03:35.28]I haven't had much of it since you left
自从你离开后 我已所剩无几 [03:40.73]I missed out on the best of you
我错过了最好的你 [03:52.71]Bye bye bye bye bye bye
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