Ironic-Alanis Morissette

[ti:Ironic (《黑镜 第三季》电视剧插曲)] [ar:Alanis Morissette] [al:The Collection (Standard Edition)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ironic (讽刺) - Alanis Morissette [00:05.86]Composed by：Glen Ballard/Alanis Morissette [00:11.72]An old man turned ninety-eight
一位老先生活到98岁 [00:16.73] [00:17.33]He won the lottery and died the next day
幸运中了乐透后的第二天就西归 [00:22.92]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
一只苍蝇死在你斟满葡萄酒的酒杯 [00:28.37]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
整整晚了两分钟的死刑赦免 [00:33.80]And isn't it ironic don't you think
是不是很讽刺？难道你不觉得？ [00:38.63]It's like rain on your wedding day
像是倾盆大雨 偏偏下在你婚礼当天 [00:44.66]It's a free ride when you've already paid
已经投了钱才知道原来是免费专车 [00:50.26]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
建议很不错 只是碰巧都不被采纳 [00:56.49]And who would've thought it figures
谁人能算得准 不就是这样 [01:02.09]Mr.Play It Safe was afraid to fly
凡事担心的男子害怕搭飞机 [01:07.24]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
收拾好行囊和他的孩子告别 [01:12.98]He waited his whole d**n life to take that flight
好不容易鼓起勇气踏上他这辈子的首飞 [01:18.94]And as the plane crashed down he thought
在飞机失事坠毁的当下 [01:22.04]"Well isn't this nice"
他心想 就是这么巧！ [01:24.09]And isn't it ironic don't you think
是不是很讽刺？难道你不觉得？ [01:28.63] [01:29.37]It's like rain on your wedding day
像是倾盆大雨 偏偏下在你婚礼当天 [01:35.26]It's a free ride when you've already paid
已经投了钱才知道原来是免费专车 [01:40.85]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
建议很不错 只是碰巧都不被采纳 [01:47.23]And who would've thought it figures
谁人能算得准 不就是这样 [01:52.81]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
正当你觉得一切顺遂 [01:56.33]When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
这时人生总会出些难题让你啼笑皆非 [02:03.56] [02:04.07]And life has a funny way of helping you out when
又当你觉得你搞砸了一切 [02:07.64]You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
人生却又莫名其妙地 [02:11.25]In your face
就帮你解围 [02:14.84] [02:15.48]A traffic jam when you're already late
明明就要迟到了却又遇上了大塞车 [02:20.24]A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
繁忙中抽空想吸根烟 抬头却看到禁止吸烟 [02:26.38]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
你只想找支刀子 偏偏汤匙一大堆 [02:32.23]It's meeting the man of my dreams
以为终于遇见你的梦中情人 [02:34.92]And then meeting his beautiful wife
然后才发现美丽的老婆就在身旁 [02:38.60]And isn't it ironic don't you think
是不是很讽刺？难道你不觉得？ [02:43.39] [02:44.09]A little too ironic and yeah I really do think
有点太讽刺了 是啊，我相信 [02:49.47]It's like rain on your wedding day
像是倾盆大雨 偏偏下在你婚礼当天 [02:55.59]It's a free ride when you've already paid
已经投了钱才知道原来是免费专车 [03:01.03]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
建议很不错 只是碰巧都不被采纳 [03:07.44]And who would've thought it figures
谁人能算得准 不就是这样 [03:17.10] [03:18.99]Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
人生总用搞笑的方式来让你啼笑皆非 [03:23.89] [03:24.52]Life has a funny funny way of helping you out
人生却又会在绝望中适时地帮你解围 [03:31.86]Helping you out
帮你解围