Quahog Holiday-Various Artists

[ti:Quahog Holiday (《恶搞之家》动画插曲)] [ar:Various Artists] [al:Family Guy Live in Vegas] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Quahog Holiday - Various Artists (欧美群星) [00:01.07]There's a little town that's sweet and cozy [00:04.48] [00:06.90]If you need a place to get away [00:12.02] [00:13.74]Every street is clean and every face is rosy [00:20.17]And every teenage girl goes all the way [00:25.35] [00:26.67]And just as spring is springy autumn's autumn [00:31.26] [00:33.42]And everybody laughs when I say sodomy [00:41.83] [00:44.14]Sodomy is a funny word [00:45.24]And they say family guy is smart comedy [00:48.01]Hehehehehehehe yeah right frickin' douche bags what the hell do they know [00:52.03] [00:53.75]Come and take a holiday in quahog [00:56.49] [00:57.84]Come and take a quahog holiday [01:00.72] [01:02.21]They make corndogs at the grocery store [01:05.39] [01:06.75]And last week we shipped out all the poor [01:09.75] [01:11.15]I get wasted every single evening [01:13.91] [01:15.32]D u i means drink up if you please [01:18.71] [01:19.68]They serve booze at Sunday mass after you pray [01:23.78]It's a gas I dare say [01:25.81]Hop a jet plane straightaway [01:27.59] [01:28.25]And take a quahog holiday [01:31.24]Peter they don't serve booze at Sunday mass that's communion wine [01:34.58]Well [01:34.76]Whatever it is that jackass reverend wouldn't refill my mug last week [01:38.13]I said to him listen buddy if I'm [01:39.75]Not wasted by the time we get to the last hymn [01:41.82]It's gonna be a personal slight to Jesus [01:43.69]What happened [01:44.13]They escorted me out [01:45.14] [01:47.28]You know folks quahog really is a wonderful town [01:49.73]There's so much to do [01:51.08]You can have a picnic on the village green [01:53.14]Spend a day at the beach [01:54.85]Go to the mall [01:55.45]Or just hang around and shoot the shit [01:57.06]Or if you're dyslexic tosh the tosh [01:59.00] [02:00.04]Oh that's wonderful Brian make fun of learning disabilities you know sometimes [02:04.11] [02:04.83]I have no idea who the deuce [02:06.22]You are [02:06.71] [02:08.68]Hey it's Cleveland and quagmire [02:10.17] [02:11.83]Hey can we jump in for a verse [02:13.39]Yeah knock yourselves out fell as [02:14.85]Heh heh heh all right [02:16.44] [02:18.86]Come and take a holiday in quahog [02:21.70]And we mean every single day [02:23.26]Come and take a quahog holiday [02:25.59]Oh yes a happy holiday [02:27.48]We drink just like fish when we go out [02:29.77] [02:31.58]Even though it gives me nasty gout [02:34.27] [02:36.06]It's a town a single guy can thrive in [02:38.90] [02:40.29]Till his pubic hair is old and grey [02:43.90] [02:44.74]Gig gig giggity gig gig giggity gay giggity giggity gig gig giggity gig gay [02:50.79]It's a party every day [02:52.59] [02:53.61]So take a quahog holiday [02:56.48]Hey look everybody it's mayor Adam west [02:59.12] [03:00.62]Hello everyone I was in the neighborhood and I heard singing any time I hear singing [03:06.52]I have to join in [03:07.67] [03:08.99]Come and take a holiday in quahog [03:11.61] [03:13.14]Come and take a quahog holiday [03:16.56] [03:17.53]Sure the local crooks may never rest [03:20.16] [03:21.95]But they don't dare screw with Adam west [03:25.12] [03:26.44]Every day you're cleaning up our city [03:29.06] [03:30.52]Everything from crime to tooth decay [03:33.57] [03:34.90]I'll teach any thug that crime won't ever pay [03:39.00]Then I'll lock them away and I call it a day [03:43.42]And take a quahog holiday [03:46.04] [03:46.95]When I grow up I want to be just like you mr west [03:50.34]Well thank you son however [03:51.59]I should warn you that if you succeed in becoming exactly like me all the way down [03:56.03]To the molecular level it could upset the material constant of the universe [04:00.02]In which case I'd have to destroy you to ensure [04:02.47]The physical integrity of the fabric of space and time [04:05.30]I think my brain just peed itself [04:07.48] [04:09.32]All right what do you say we wrap this thing up folks [04:11.28] [04:12.24]Come and take a holiday in quahog [04:14.71] [04:16.34]Come and take a quahog holiday [04:20.36] [04:21.06]We think evolution's right as rain [04:23.49] [04:24.69]Yes not like southern folks who've gone insane [04:28.16] [04:29.73]We've got every color and religion [04:32.37] [04:33.88]No one beats you silly if you're gay [04:37.02] [04:38.20]If you feel your crazy life slippin' away [04:42.40]Pack your bags and don't delay [04:44.17]And come join us here today [04:47.00]And take a quahog holiday [04:51.49]And take a quahog holiday