Babysitting Is A Bum Deal-Various Artists

[ti:Babysitting Is A Bum Deal (《恶搞之家》动画片插曲)] [ar:Various Artists] [al:Family Guy Live in Vegas] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Babysitting Is A Bum Deal - Various Artists (欧美群星) [00:00.27]Here is a tale of a baby sitting job [00:05.20] [00:06.23]The baby is something of a snob [00:10.44]Oh go f*ck yourselves [00:11.32] [00:12.75]So listen very closely and you'll find [00:16.61] [00:18.91]That what they say is not the same as what's [00:24.26]On their mind [00:26.82] [00:30.81]Aren't you a cute little boy [00:32.35] [00:34.68]Look at that melon shaped head [00:36.15] [00:37.88]Having you here is a joy [00:39.87] [00:41.11]And in an hour you'll be dead [00:42.87] [00:44.60]Sit on my knee [00:45.44] [00:46.41]Please don't go poo [00:47.24] [00:48.03]Nice place to be [00:48.82] [00:49.72]This one's for you [00:50.66] [00:51.44]Baby sitting is a bum deal [00:54.77] [01:01.71]Why don't we watch Will and Grace [01:03.25] [01:05.51]Jesus do I need a smoke [01:06.69] [01:08.50]Jack puts a smile on my face [01:10.27] [01:11.90]Oh what a surprise a gay joke [01:14.05] [01:15.41]I like your house [01:16.19] [01:17.26]The ceiling has cracks [01:18.00] [01:18.93]I like your blouse [01:19.87] [01:20.62]Miss T J Maxx [01:21.68] [01:22.33]Baby sitting is a bum deal [01:25.61] [01:28.77]And so they sat as time went by [01:31.17] [01:32.64]As slowly as time could go [01:34.33] [01:35.61]The baby glared and softly cursed [01:37.90] [01:39.02]'Cause her lips and her skirt and her shoes [01:41.63]And her hair made her look like a hoe [01:44.04] [01:46.43]Time for your bottle my sweet [01:47.90] [01:49.65]This little brat smells like piss [01:51.59] [01:53.11]Always a succulent treat [01:54.64] [01:56.52]While I suck that you suck this [01:58.44] [02:00.01]Aren't you a sight [02:00.91] [02:01.74]Look at him drool [02:02.53] [02:03.43]You're a delight [02:04.11] [02:05.12]Damn you you fool [02:05.96] [02:06.88]Baby sitting is a bum deal [02:10.53] [02:13.40]The diaper change was quite a job [02:15.71] [02:16.93]The grossest I've ever seen [02:19.00] [02:20.32]The baby smiled and took a breath [02:22.22] [02:23.69]And I grunted and pooped out a poop that looked [02:26.86]Something like Matthew Modine [02:28.73] [02:30.98]Someday you might meet a girl [02:32.89] [02:34.23]Yeah she's gonna be your right hand [02:36.13] [02:37.64]Maybe it's you my sweet pearl [02:39.92] [02:41.14]Darling I'd rather f*ck sand [02:42.94] [02:44.55]Have a good night [02:45.71] [02:46.26]You little creep [02:46.87] [02:47.95]Have a good night [02:48.75] [02:49.74]Die in your sleep [02:50.70] [02:51.49]Baby sitting is a bum deal [02:55.19] [02:58.22]Baby sitting is a bum deal [03:02.10] [03:12.83]So you see you got a really messed up kid here [03:15.48]I'd suggest you get him some help before it's too late [03:17.85]Gutter snipe [03:18.67]Freak [03:18.80] [03:20.35]I'm out of here [03:21.18] [03:21.87]Ladies and gentlemen miss Haylie Duff