Theme From Family Guy-Brian

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以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:06.15]It seems today that all you see is violence in movies
似乎今天你看到的都是电影里的暴力 [00:11.34]And sex on TV
在电视上缠绵 [00:12.89]Peter but where are those good old fashioned values
Peter但是那些传统的价值观去哪里了 [00:15.60] [00:16.29]On which we used to rely
我们曾经那么依赖 [00:18.91]Brian it used to be a big time star was elegant as garbo
布莱恩曾经是个大明星像嘉宝一样优雅 [00:24.20]Or hedy lamarr
或者是HedyLamarr [00:25.63]Stewie but now we get whores like jenny lopez [00:29.09]You want to curl up and die
你想蜷缩着死去 [00:31.35] [00:32.38]Lucky theres a family guy
幸运的是有个顾家的男人 [00:34.46] [00:35.19]Lucky theres a man who positively can do
幸运的是有这样一个男人 [00:38.20]All the things that make us
这一切成就了我们 [00:40.01]Laugh and cry
笑着哭着 [00:41.48]He's a family guy
他是个顾家的人 [00:44.12] [00:45.98]When I was young the songs were fair
我小时候的歌很好听 [00:49.11]With mister johnny mathis and sonny and cher
和JohnnyMathis先生还有Sonny和Cher在一起 [00:52.32]Peter but now we get justin timber homo
Peter但现在我们有了JustinTimber [00:55.91]A heartache all gone awry
心痛彻底消失 [00:57.88] [00:58.49]Brian the classic films were works of arts
布莱恩经典电影都是艺术作品 [01:01.74]The images were graceful the stories were smart
那些画面很优雅故事很精彩 [01:04.95]But now we get matrix revolution
但现在我们有了矩阵革命 [01:08.41]I'm sorry I know this doesnt rhyme
对不起我知道这不押韵 [01:09.71]But what the hell were you wachowski brothers thinking
但你们沃卓斯基兄弟到底在想什么 [01:11.50]Lucky theres a family guy lucky theres a fella
幸运有个顾家的男人幸运的是有个男人 [01:16.10]Sweeter than vanilla wholesome as a piece of
比香草还要甜蜜健康就像一块 [01:19.35]Apple pie
苹果派 [01:20.92]He's a family guy
他是个顾家的人 [01:23.67] [01:26.09]His smiles a simple delight
他的微笑是一种简单的快乐 [01:28.87]He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites
他让我在网上看她的臀部 [01:31.60]Peter
逐渐消失 [01:32.01]Meg he bought me my cute little hat
梅格他给我买了可爱的小帽子 [01:34.44] [01:35.00]Brian yeah we should have a talk about that
布莱恩我们应该好好谈谈 [01:37.62]About that and his hat
关于那件事还有他的帽子 [01:39.23] [02:35.75]He's mastered the comedy arts
他精通喜剧艺术 [02:38.28]He says look out hiroshima then casually farts
他说小心广岛然后随意放屁 [02:40.90] [02:41.76]He's loaded with sexy appeal
他充满了性感的魅力 [02:44.58]And best of all my titties are real have a feel [02:48.37]Brian no thank you
布莱恩不用了谢谢 [02:49.45]I gave it the office
我给了它办公室 [02:50.23]Lois the brady bunch has got their mike and
Lois和Brady这帮人拿着麦克风 [02:51.94] [02:52.45]Pretty laura petrie has dicky van dyke
漂亮的劳拉·皮特里和迪基·范·戴克在一起 [02:54.92] [02:55.64]But who around here could fill those loafers
但这世上谁能填满那些懒汉 [02:59.22]But here's a happy reply lucky there's a family guy
但我给你一个快乐的答复幸运的是有个顾家的男人 [03:04.33] [03:05.10]Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the thing that make us
幸运的是有一个人可以让我们 [03:10.51]Laugh and cry
笑着哭着 [03:11.54]He's a family guy he's a family guy
他顾家顾家 [03:25.67] [03:31.51]Oh my thank you very much what a welcome
我的天哪非常感谢你多么热烈的欢迎 [03:35.13]I am gunna buy each and every one of you a beer after the show
演出结束后我会请你们每个人喝一杯啤酒 [03:38.00] [03:40.19]Whoa whoa whoa I'm kidding for christs sake I'm not serious
看在上帝的份上我开玩笑的我不是认真的 [03:42.60]Thats expensive look just the fact that I came up with the idea
价格不菲事实上这是我的主意 [03:46.05]Should tell you I'm generous
我应该告诉你我很慷慨 [03:47.07]I shouldnt actually have to spend any money
我真的不该花钱 [03:48.65]Meg uh can we turn the spotlight down a bit
梅格我们能否把聚光灯调暗一点 [03:50.76]Brian yeah it is a little bright
布莱恩是有点耀眼 [03:51.97]You know brian I I just noticed something
你知道布莱恩我我注意到了一些事情 [03:52.90]With that light shining on you from that angle
那光芒从那个角度照耀着你 [03:55.27]You look a lot like jamie farr
你看起来很像杰米·法尔 [03:57.40] [03:59.27]Brian yeah you've told me that before and uh
布莱恩你以前跟我说过 [04:02.38]It's interesting because I' thinking you look a lot like britney spears
有趣的是我觉得你长得很像布兰妮·斯派克 [04:04.69] [04:05.22]Really how so
真的怎么会这样 [04:06.47]Well you you got that thing going on with your eyes
你的眼神很迷人 [04:08.67]Like britney does you know where
就像Britney你知道在哪里吗 [04:09.92]You know how her eyes are just like a hair too far apart
你知道她的眼神就像一根根相隔甚远的头发 [04:13.67]Uh a a almost like there was some immediate post birth
就好像我刚出生就有一段感情 [04:17.33]Surgery that should have been done but it was the south
本来应该做手术的结果是南方 [04:19.82]So they didn't have the medical technology
所以他们没有医疗技术 [04:21.23] [04:22.15]Oh I see
我明白了 [04:22.98] [04:23.99]Mom
妈妈 [04:24.49]Yes honey
没错亲爱的 [04:25.96]I have a wedgie
我有一条内裤 [04:27.18] [04:28.72]Lois chris honey wait until the intermission then you can fix it
LoisChris亲爱的等到幕间休息的时候你就能解决问题 [04:32.43]Well we got a lot of fun stuff lined up here tonight
今晚我们有很多有趣的事情要做 [04:35.07]We got music we got comedy
我们有音乐我们有喜剧 [04:36.37]We got behind the scenes crap from the show
我们在幕后表演了一些废话 [04:38.56]Thats right for example not a lot of people know this
没错比如说很多人都不知道 [04:42.00]But in one episode of the show there was a flashback of brian
但在剧中的某一集里，有一段时间突然想起了布莱恩 [04:45.79]When he was a puppy now they couldn't find a puppy
当他还是一只小狗的时候现在他们找不到小狗了 [04:48.45]Who looked enough like him
看起来和他很像 [04:50.11]So they actually built a dog suit for the scene
他们为现场制作了一套狗狗服 [04:52.91]And the actor of inside the suit was raven symon
西装革履的演员是雷文·西蒙 [04:56.05]Who was olivia on the cosby show
考斯比的演出里谁是Olivia [04:57.78] [04:58.34]Fascinating bit of trivia
有趣的琐事 [04:59.95]All right okay I got one for ya
好吧我有一首歌送给你 [05:01.59]You know the sound stage where we shoot family guy
你知道我们在录音室里拍全家福 [05:04.07]Is the same stage where they shot the golden girls
他们在同一个舞台上枪杀了金童 [05:06.64]Back in the 80s right
回到八十年代对吧 [05:07.48]Now one of the stage hands was telling me a a pretty intense story
一个舞台工作人员正在给我讲一个紧张的故事 [05:11.41]I guess there was one night when they were all ready to shoot
我想总有一天晚上他们都蠢蠢欲动 [05:14.39]And uh the audience was waiting and uh nobody could find bea arthur
观众都在等没人能找到BeaArthur [05:17.75]So everybodys freaking out and uh then one of the producers runs in
所以每个人都吓坏了然后一个制作人跑了进来 [05:21.37]And says cancel the show tonight bea arthurs in jail
说取消今晚的演出因为我在监狱里 [05:24.32]Oh my god
我的天哪 [05:25.39]Yeah apparently she had a little too much to drink
显然她喝多了 [05:28.04]Before the show and uh they found her standing on the street corner
演出开始前他们发现她站在街角 [05:30.59]Exposing her penis to traffic [05:32.23] [05:34.58]Oh my god
我的天哪 [05:35.76]Ew thats disgusting
真恶心 [05:36.85]Can you believe that
你能否相信 [05:38.34]Wait a minute how the hell can bea arthur have a penis [05:40.66]Eh special permit
特别许可 [05:41.38] [05:42.61]I say what is it with these actors
我说这些演员怎么回事 [05:44.23]They're perfectly normal people in civilian life
他们不过是平民生活中的普通人 [05:46.26]And then they come out to hollywood and just go f**king berserk
然后他们来到好莱坞疯狂缠绵 [05:49.66] [05:51.50]You gotta watch your language kid
你得注意你的言辞孩子 [05:52.91]Oh its a record album for gods sake
看在上帝的份上这是一张唱片集 [05:54.40]Lets cut loose a bit
让我们放开一点 [05:55.63]Nipples hehe
乳头 [05:57.11] [05:57.99]Perfect example
完美的例子 [05:58.60] [05:59.22]Although I must say I am amazed at the language you can get away with
虽然我必须说我很惊讶你竟然能用这样的语言 [06:02.35]On television these days I I was watching law and order the other night
最近在电视上我有天晚上在看《法律与秩序》 [06:05.45]And I swear to god I heard someone use the word balls
我对天发誓我听到有人用了蛋蛋这个词 [06:09.32] [06:09.88]And I thought to myself my god that that dick wolf just does [06:13.48]Whatever he damn well pleases doesn't he
他随心所欲对吧 [06:14.94]Bringing words like balls into americas living rooms
把这些话语带进美国人的客厅 [06:17.99] [06:18.59]I wonder how he'd like it if I just walked into his living room
我不知道如果我走进他的客厅他会怎么想 [06:20.97]And use the word balls
用球这个词 [06:23.10]Uh I think that would be breaking an entering
我觉得这就是破门而入 [06:25.03] [06:26.56]You know
你知道 [06:26.90]I am so glad they allowed us to bring stewie this evening
我很高兴今晚他们让我们带了stewie来 [06:29.49]The last show we did we had to leave him at home
上一场演出我们把他留在家里 [06:31.59]They did'nt allow babies in the theater
他们不允许婴儿进入剧院 [06:32.88]Well of course people wanted to be able to enjoy the show
人们当然希望能够欣赏这场演出 [06:35.33]I am a show you lack witted beetle head ugh
我是一场秀你缺乏智慧的甲虫脑袋 [06:38.50] [06:39.07]Oh what a night that was my babysitter was a total ***** [06:42.81]Thats very rude
真是无礼 [06:44.56] [06:45.15]Especially since your babysitter is here tonight
尤其是今晚你的保姆来了 [06:48.23]Ladies and gentlemen MS hailey duff
女士们先生们海莉·达夫女士 [06:50.44] [06:54.02]Duff hi mr and mrs griffin
达夫嗨葛里芬先生和夫人 [06:55.78]How are ya sweetheart
你好吗亲爱的 [06:56.80]So was it really that bad babysitting stewie
照顾好stewie真的有那么糟吗 [06:58.70] [06:59.34]Duff you want the truth well okay
你想知道真相好吧 [07:01.95]So after you and peter left for dinner
所以在你和Peter离开去吃晚餐之后 [07:03.87]I no wait a minute lets tell this story right
我不会等一分钟让我们把这个故事好好说一说