But I'm Yours-Various Artists

[ti:But I'm Yours (《恶搞之家》动画片插曲)] [ar:Various Artists] [al:Family Guy Live in Vegas] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.01]But I'm Yours - Various Artists (欧美群星) [00:00.06]Well I think you are the sweetest man in the whole world [00:03.76]Well this guy ain't going anywhere Lois [00:05.80]Hey let me tell you something [00:08.13] [00:09.59]I know I haven't always been the perfect spouse [00:14.08]You do ok [00:15.52]I drink too much and leave the cans around the house [00:20.40]Well you do do that [00:21.89]And once I cleaned up Stewie's doody with your blouse [00:26.32]What [00:27.27]I may be thoughtless [00:28.87]No you're not [00:30.44]I may be sloppy [00:31.76]Well a little [00:32.92]I may be stupid [00:34.30]Well a lot [00:35.54]But I'm yours [00:38.12] [00:39.15]You're figure isn't always what it ought to be [00:43.66]Eh I gotta lose five pounds [00:45.05]But rollie pollie belly's never bothered me [00:49.51]Thank you [00:50.67]Or that you scream for hours when you hurt your knee [00:55.46]Ahh [00:56.54]I may be chubby [00:57.92]Well 296 [00:59.34]I may be lazy [01:00.02] [01:00.77]Sorry 298 [01:02.36]I may be clumsy [01:03.67]Only often [01:04.59]But I'm yours [01:07.85]What if one day a rapist attacked me [01:13.78]I would use him to mop up the street [01:18.32]You would [01:19.16]You bet I got a left hook [01:20.98]What if he was big [01:21.84] [01:22.59]I got a right hook [01:24.03]What if he was a woman [01:25.27]I got a camera freaking sweet [01:31.13]I You may be brainless [01:33.98]I You may be witless [01:36.41] [01:37.09]I may be Irish [01:39.57]But I'm yours [01:42.43] [01:42.95]And would you wash the dishes if I asked you to [01:47.94] [01:49.04]That kind of thing is every woman's dream come true [01:53.97] [01:54.57]I'll do 'em when this very special Coach is through [01:59.41]Will you empty the trash [02:00.45]I got a backache [02:01.04] [02:01.85]Will you fix the toilet [02:03.32]I got a headache [02:04.02] [02:04.77]Will you vacuum the den [02:06.30]I got a penis [02:06.88] [02:07.54]You're a sexist [02:08.15] [02:08.68]But I'm yours [02:11.15] [02:12.34]They say a man should treat his lady like a prize [02:17.41] [02:18.07]A goddess Greek to worship with adoring eyes [02:23.17] [02:23.91]But I won't do that Greeky thing of humping guys [02:28.63] [02:29.21]I may be phobic I may be stinky [02:34.55] [02:35.37]I may be farting but I'm yours [02:40.06] [02:40.84]Would you brave any hurdle to save me [02:46.22] [02:46.87]I would slay any foes by the scores [02:51.76]Lions [02:52.79]I got a shotgun [02:54.54]Tigers [02:54.85] [02:55.79]I got a blowtorch [02:56.42] [02:57.32]The Christian right [02:58.67]I got a porno [03:00.20]That'll do it [03:00.99]'Cause I'm yours [03:04.38]I You may be dopesty [03:07.02]I You may be messy [03:10.49] [03:11.04]I You may be Peter [03:14.67]And I'm yours [03:19.72] [03:25.79]Hey you smell something [03:27.35]Oh dear [03:28.04]What [03:28.83]Oh dear [03:30.13]What's the matter [03:30.58]Oh you're not going to like this [03:32.59]What [03:32.82]I just made a doody [03:33.96] [03:34.76]Oh God [03:35.68]I'm sorry it just slipped out unannounced [03:38.04]What do you mean unannounced [03:38.85] [03:39.40]Well normally the doody schedules an exit interview before it departs [03:42.59]This one seems to have no regard for protocol [03:44.57] [03:45.44]Do you need a change [03:46.20]No no it's alright [03:46.89]Op there's another one [03:48.34] [03:49.87]Christ let's hurry up and get to the next number [03:52.03]Here's a favorite of mine by the great Antonio Carlos Jobim