Joseph Smith American Moses-Various Artists

[ti:Joseph Smith American Moses] [ar:Various Artists] [al:The Book of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Joseph Smith American Moses - Various Artists (欧美群星) [00:00.75]And now we wish to honor you with the story of joseph smith [00:06.73] [00:07.33]The american moses [00:08.90] [00:09.75]Oh this is very good praise christ [00:11.47] [00:14.11]Mormon [00:17.36]I am going to take you back in time [00:20.29]Mormon [00:21.02]To the united states 1823 [00:23.72]Mormon [00:24.38]A small and poor village called oopstate New York [00:27.22]Oop state [00:27.97]There was disease and famine [00:30.54]So sick [00:31.34]But also in this village lived a simple farmer who would change everything [00:36.43]His name was Joseph Smith [00:40.35] [00:41.30]Ya ya ya ya ya ya [00:43.03]Ya ya ya [00:44.57]Ha oom [00:45.10]Joseph Smith [00:45.73] [00:46.29]American Moses [00:47.25] [00:48.14]Praise be to Joseph [00:50.09]American prophet man [00:51.93]Ay my name is Joseph Smith [00:53.67] [00:54.21]I'm going to f**k this baby [00:55.99] [00:56.83]What [00:57.56]Ha oom [00:58.21]No no Joseph [00:59.08] [00:59.64]Don't f**k da baby [01:01.17] [01:01.74]Joseph Smith [01:02.59] [01:03.46]Don't f**k da baby [01:04.37] [01:05.22]Suddenly the clouds parted [01:06.46] [01:07.15]And Joseph Smith was visited by god [01:09.53] [01:10.71]Ha oom [01:11.48]Joseph Smith [01:12.53]Do not f**k a baby [01:13.61] [01:14.64]I'll get rid of your aids [01:15.89] [01:16.58]If you f**k dis frog [01:17.67] [01:23.60]Joseph Smith f**ked the frog god gave and his aids went away [01:27.76] [01:28.74]Then a great wizard named Moroni appeared from the starship Enterprise [01:32.38] [01:33.70]Joseph Smith [01:34.50] [01:35.58]Your village is sh*t [01:36.48] [01:37.79]You shall lead your villagers to a new village [01:40.17] [01:40.83]Take these f**king golden plates [01:42.32]Oh way [01:43.97] [01:44.75]And on the plates were written the directions to a new land [01:48.31] [01:49.07]Salt ta laaaay siti [01:51.14] [01:51.79]Salt ta laaaay siti [01:54.01] [01:55.13]Joseph tried to convince all the villagers to follow him and his golden plates [01:59.46] [02:00.85]Liberation Equality [02:02.25] [02:02.92]No more slavery for oopstate Mormon people [02:05.52] [02:07.30]I got the golden plates [02:08.75]Gold plates [02:09.60]I'm gonna lead the people [02:10.96]We head west [02:12.03]We gotta stick togeddah [02:13.04] [02:13.73]Mormons [02:14.52]We gotta help each uddah [02:16.00]We're Mormons [02:16.80]And so we climb the mountain [02:18.41]We head west [02:19.33]And we cross the river [02:20.75]We head west [02:21.61]And we fight the oppression [02:23.10]Mormons [02:24.18]By being nice to ev'ryone [02:25.70]We're Mormons [02:27.19]Not so fast Mormons [02:28.89]You shall not pass my mountain [02:31.00]Down from the mountain look who comes [02:32.64]The American warlord Brigham young [02:34.62]Yes I am Brigham Young [02:37.62] [02:38.15]I cut off my daughter's clitoris [02:40.33]That made god angry so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment [02:45.64]Brigham Young [02:47.25]His nose was a clitoris [02:48.51] [02:49.27]What will you do Joseph [02:50.89]Will you fight the clitoris man [02:52.28] [02:52.90]Not fight him help him [02:54.95] [02:57.17]Joseph Smith took his magical f**k frog and rubbed it [03:00.67]Upon Brigham Young's clit face [03:02.38] [03:02.90]And behold Brigham was cured [03:06.71] [03:07.77]Joseph Smith magical aids frog [03:10.33] [03:11.03]Brigham Young frog on his clit face [03:13.92] [03:15.49]Brigham Young was so grateful [03:18.04]He decided to join the Mormons on their journey [03:21.15] [03:22.06]Compassion [03:22.61] [03:23.13]Courtesy [03:24.01]Let's be really f**king polite to everyone [03:27.38] [03:28.21]I got the golden plates [03:29.37] [03:29.94]Gold plates [03:30.75]I'm gonna lead the people [03:32.07]We head west [03:32.57] [03:33.15]We gotta stick togeddah [03:34.49]Mormons [03:35.17] [03:36.55]Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad [03:40.30] [03:41.15]Ohhhh [03:42.32] [03:42.83]After traveling for so long [03:44.77] [03:45.30]The Mormons ran out of fresh water [03:47.88]And became sick with dysentery [03:51.28] [03:52.35]Mormon go to da watah [03:53.65]Watah go to da cup [03:54.75] [03:55.93]Cup go to da stomach [03:57.31]Sh*t come out da butt [03:58.42] [03:59.40]Sh*t go in da watah [04:00.77]Watah go in da cup [04:02.28]Sh*t go down da stomach [04:03.42]Sh*t come out da butt [04:04.86]Oh f**k [04:06.39] [04:07.09]Oh no [04:08.44]The prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick [04:12.23]Sh*t go in da watah [04:13.72]Watah go in da cup [04:14.92]Cup go to da thirsty [04:16.14]Sh*t go to da stomach [04:17.53]Blood come out da butt [04:18.95]Blood go to da watah [04:20.22]Watah go in da cup [04:21.57]Cup go to da throat [04:22.80]Sh*t blood in da stomach [04:24.14]Sh*t blood in da mouth [04:25.59]Sh*t blood on da insides [04:26.88]Watah come out da butt [04:28.00] [04:28.59]Brigham Young [04:29.82]You must take the golden plates and lead the Mormons to the Promised Land [04:36.07] [04:38.18]Desperation Mortality Loss of Faith [04:42.08] [04:42.68]Ahhhh [04:45.89]Got the golden plates [04:46.77] [04:47.38]Gold plates [04:48.15]Gonna lead the people [04:49.48]We head west [04:50.45]Even thought their prophet had died [04:52.41]The Mormons stuck together and helped each other [04:56.18]And were really nice to everyone they came across [04:59.17]And then one day [05:00.48] [05:01.02]The Mormons finally found Sal Tlay Ka Siti [05:06.50]Sal Tlay Ka Siti [05:09.12] [05:09.69]And there the Mormons danced with Ewoks [05:13.24]And were greeted by Jesus [05:15.66] [05:16.18]Welcome Mormons [05:17.80] [05:18.86]Now let's all have as many babies as we can [05:21.60]To make big mormon families [05:24.76] [05:29.61]F*k your woman [05:30.53]F*k your man [05:31.43]It is all part of god's plan [05:33.71]Mormons f**k all that they can [05:35.88]Here in Salt Lake City land [05:38.30]Thank you thank you god [05:42.10]Now we are f**king [05:43.29]Thank you thank you god [05:46.69]God wants us f**king [05:47.99]Thank you thank you god [05:51.17]Get back to f**king [05:52.35]Thank you thank you god [05:55.55] [05:56.95]Joseph Smith f**k frog [05:58.53]Brigham Young clit face [05:59.90]Sh*t come out de butt [06:01.43]Jesus says f**k f**k [06:03.58]Mormons