Making Things Up Again-Various Artists

[00:19.85]i just told a lie. [00:23.11]no, i didn’t lie… [00:25.37]i just used my imagination. and it worked! [00:32.21]you’re making things up again, arnold. [00:34.76]but it worked dad! [00:35.86]you’re stretching the truth again and you know it [00:38.72]don’t be a fibbing fran, arnold. [00:41.07]joseph smith? [00:41.92]because a lie is a lie. [00:44.43]it’s not a lie! [00:45.73]you’re making things up again, arnold! [00:47.84]oh conscience! [00:48.70]you’re taking the holy word and adding fiction! [00:51.60]be careful how you proceed, arnold. [00:54.55]when you fib, there’s a price. [00:58.46]this is *! [01:01.07]the story i’ve been told is that the way to cure aids is by sleeping with a virgin! [01:06.78]i’m gonna go and R**e a baby! [01:09.03]what! oh my – no! you can’t do that! no! [01:11.75]why not? [01:12.60]because that is definitely against god’s will! [01:15.20]says who!? [01:16.35]where in that book of yours does it say anything about sleeping with a baby? [01:21.72]nowhere! [01:24.93]uhhh behold! [01:26.28]the lord said to the mormon prophet joseph smith, [01:28.44]‘you shall not have sex with that infant!’ [01:32.70]lo! joseph said ‘why not, lord? why not?’ [01:37.91]and the lord said ‘if you lay with an infant you shall burn in the fiery pits of mordor.’ [01:48.42]really? [01:49.58]uh huh… ‘a baby cannot cure your illness, joseph smith. [01:56.53]i shall give unto you… a frog’… [02:00.43]and thus joseph laid with the frog and his aids was no more! [02:05.09]ohhhhhh…. [02:06.39]you’re making things up again, arnold. [02:09.34]you’re recklessly warping the words of jesus! [02:12.69]you can’t just say what you want, arnold. [02:14.94]c'mon. hobbits. [02:15.89]you’re digging yourself a deep hole. [02:18.89]i’m making things up again, kind of! [02:21.95]but this time it’s helping a dozen people! [02:25.20]there’s nothing so bad because this time [02:28.16]i’m not committing a sin just by making things up again, right? [02:32.31]no! [02:32.96]elder cunningham! you have to stop him! [02:35.37]what? what is it? [02:36.52]gotswana is going to cut off his daughter’s clitoris! [02:39.07]hah?! [02:39.77]this is all very interesting, [02:41.22]but women have to be circumcised if it’s what the general wants! [02:44.83]no, no, doing that to a lady is definitely against christ’s will! [02:48.33]how do you know? [02:49.48]christ never said nothin’ about no clitoris! [02:53.71]yes! yes he did! [02:56.91]in ancient new york, three men were about to cut off a mormon woman’s clitoris! [03:01.54]but right before they did- jesus had boba fett turn them into frogs! [03:08.20]frogs? [03:09.65]you mean like the frogs that got f**ked by joseph smith! [03:13.70]right! right! like those frogs! [03:18.00]for a clitoris is holy amongst all things, said he! [03:22.51]you’re making things up again, arnold. [03:25.11]we’re learning the truth! [03:26.06]you’re taking the holy word and adding fiction! [03:28.47]the truth about god. [03:29.27]be careful how you proceed, arnold. [03:31.17]when you fib there’s a price. [03:33.17]we’re going to paradise. [03:35.68]who would have thought i had this magic touch? [03:38.73]who’d’ve believed i could man up this much? [03:41.94]i’m talking, they’re listening, my stories are glistening [03:45.21]i’m gonna save them all with this stuff! [03:47.52]oohh – la [03:48.47]you’re making things up again, arnold! [03:50.97]elder cunningham! [03:51.92]you’re making things up again, arnold! [03:54.17]holy prophet man! [03:55.22]you’re making things up again, arnold. [03:57.52]our savior! [03:58.72]you’re making things up again… [04:01.92]up again making things you are [04:05.43]arnold…