Theme From Rocky XIII(aka: The Rye or The Kaiser )-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Theme From Rocky XIII(aka: The Rye or The Kaiser )] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:In 3-D] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Theme From Rocky XIII(aka: The Rye or The Kaiser ) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:50.55]Fat and weak what a disgrace [00:54.10] [00:54.61]Guess the champ got too lazy [00:57.49] [00:58.36]Ain't gonna fly now he's just takin' up space [01:02.15]Sold his gloves threw his eggs down the drain [01:05.92] [01:07.29]But he's no bum he works down the street [01:10.76] [01:11.48]He bought the neighborhood deli [01:13.93] [01:15.71]Back on his feet now he's choppin' up meat [01:19.13]Come inside maybe you'll hear him say [01:23.20]Try the rye or the kaiser [01:25.48]They're on special tonight [01:27.39]If you want you can have an appetizer [01:31.72]You might like our salami and the liver's all right [01:35.77]And they'd really go well with the rye [01:40.31]Or the kaiser [01:42.51] [01:45.55]Never eats while on the job [01:49.08] [01:49.66]He heard it's good to stay hungry [01:52.73] [01:53.83]But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob [01:57.22]Have a taste they were made fresh today [02:01.39]Try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white [02:05.41]Maybe I can suggest an appetizer [02:09.71]Stay away from the tuna it smells funny tonight [02:13.92]But you just can't go wrong with the rye [02:18.39]Or the kaiser [02:20.75] [02:27.70]So today his deli comes first [02:30.96]Steady dreams of his past days of glory [02:35.09] [02:36.34]Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst [02:39.48]All the while you can still hear him say [02:43.63]It's the rye or the kaiser it's the thrill of one bite [02:47.83]Let me please be your catering advisor [02:51.95]If you want substitutions I won't put up a fight [02:56.35]You can have your roast beef on the rye [03:02.95]Or the kaiser [03:05.25] [03:14.97]The rye or the kaiser [03:17.33] [03:23.42]The rye or the kaiser [03:25.84] [03:31.82]The rye or the kaiser