I Lost On Jeopardy-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:I Lost On Jeopardy] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:In 3-D] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I Lost On Jeopardy - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:10.28]Oh-oh-oh-oh [00:11.61] [00:19.14]I was there to match my intellect on national tv [00:27.61]Against a plumber oh and an architect both with a Phd [00:35.95]I was tense I was nervous I guess it just wasn't my night [00:44.51]Art Fleming gave the answers [00:48.24] [00:48.75]Oh but I couldn't get the questions right -ight -ight [00:52.79]I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh [01:01.33]I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh [01:09.99]Well I knew I was in trouble now [01:13.82] [01:15.15]My hope of winning sank [01:18.38]Oh 'cause I got the Daily Double now [01:22.30] [01:23.47]And then my mind went blank [01:26.33] [01:26.84]I took Potpourri for one hundred [01:31.06]And then my head started to spin [01:34.66] [01:35.27]Well I'm givin' up Don Pardo [01:39.21] [01:40.03]Just tell me now what I didn't win yeah yeah [01:43.68]I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh [01:52.22]I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh [02:01.04] [02:02.55]That's right Al [02:03.45]You lost [02:04.76]And let me tell you what you didn't win a twenty volume set of the [02:08.44]Encyclopedia International a case of Turtle Wax [02:11.32]And a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni the San Francisco Treat [02:15.11]But that's not all [02:16.77]You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people [02:20.88]You brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come [02:25.35]You don't get to come back tomorrow [02:27.45]You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game [02:30.50]You're a complete loser [02:34.59]Don't know what I was thinkin' of [02:38.93]I guess I just wasn't too bright [02:43.15]Well I sure hope I do better [02:46.75] [02:47.71]Next weekend on The Price Is Right -ight -ight [02:51.48]I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh [03:00.03]I lost on Jeopardy baby oooh [03:08.51]I lost on Jeopardy baby