Mr. Popeil-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Mr. Popeil] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:In 3-D] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mr. Popeil - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:18.41]I need a Vegematic [00:19.91] [00:20.94]I need a Pocket Fisherman [00:22.79] [00:23.66]I need a handy appliance [00:25.74]That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside it's shell [00:29.27]Operators are standing by [00:31.49]How does that make you feel [00:34.19]Help me [00:35.40] [00:36.16]Mr Popeil [00:38.15] [00:50.43]I wanna shine some pennies [00:52.34] [00:53.12]I wanna mend some leather [00:54.88] [00:55.68]I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder [01:01.60]Please no COD's [01:03.50]Don't miss out on this deal [01:05.19]Ah help me [01:07.31] [01:08.22]Mr Popeil [01:10.15] [01:16.85]Help me [01:18.31] [01:19.01]Mr Popeil [01:21.38]Mr Popeil [01:24.29]Mr Popeil [01:26.46] [01:27.54]Wo-o wo-o Ohhhhhh [01:38.53]It slices It dices [01:41.17]Look at that tomato [01:43.27] [01:43.88]You could even cut a tin can with it [01:46.61]But you wouldn't want to [01:48.90]Mr Popeil I'm in trouble [01:51.54]Need your assistance on the double [01:54.10]Oh no Now how am I gonna make [01:56.96]My old vinyl car top look like new [02:00.29] [02:01.42]Mr Popeil [02:02.97]Tell me what am I s'posed to do [02:05.67] [02:33.30]Mr Popeil [02:35.57]Mr Popeil [02:38.24] [02:39.57]Now how much would you pay [02:45.05]But wait there's more [02:46.79] [02:47.73]It's not sold in any store [02:50.16]Now how much would you pay [02:54.53]Don't answer yet [02:56.01] [02:58.62]Just look what else you get [03:00.78]Now how much would you pay [03:06.41]If you order today [03:08.36]You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray [03:11.70]Now how much would you pay [03:15.26]Now how much would you pay [03:17.13]Mr Popeil Mr Popeil [03:19.93]Mr Popeil Mr Popeil [03:21.96] [03:22.57]Mr Popeil Mr Popeil [03:25.06]Mr Popeil Mr Popeil [03:27.39] [03:44.04]Make me buy a Garden Weasel [03:46.56]Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer [03:49.19]Make me take advantage [03:50.93]Of this amazing TV offer [03:53.57] [03:54.24]Call our toll-free number [03:56.45]We'll make you such a deal [03:58.96]Aw help me [04:00.73] [04:01.66]Mr Popeil I want it [04:04.30]Mr Popeil Well I need it [04:07.08]Mr Popeil I got to got to got to have it [04:09.55]Mr Popeil [04:11.25] [04:12.14]Mr Popeil [04:14.54] [04:15.12]Hey