King Of Suede-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:King Of Suede] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:In 3-D] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]King Of Suede - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:16.91]There's a sale on our gabardine suits today [00:21.47] [00:24.68]They're all thirty percent off from yesterday [00:28.91] [00:31.94]There's Fortrel polyester leather wool and tweed [00:36.51] [00:39.41]Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need [00:43.85] [00:47.07]We've got every color we've got ev'ry shade [00:50.76]We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade [00:54.40]We got every fabric that was ever made [00:58.09]But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede [01:03.23] [01:04.77]We got portly and regular and extra-long [01:09.00]Is my size up there [01:12.00]We got tailors to fix it if it comes out wrong [01:16.27]Is my size up there [01:19.27]We got all kinds of sweatshirts you can take your pick [01:23.72]Is my size up there [01:26.95]With the collars ripped off like that Flashdance flick [01:31.22]Is my size up there [01:34.28]Our prices are low my staff is underpaid [01:38.44]You can buy off the rack or have it custom made [01:41.92]And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade [01:45.57]'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede [01:51.03] [01:52.05]If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom [01:56.41]Is my size up there [01:58.66] [01:59.65]We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan [02:03.86]Is my size up there [02:07.09]We got jackets with patches on the elbows too [02:11.37]Is my size up there [02:14.63]And we'll sell 'em all factory-direct to you [02:18.94]Is my size up there [02:22.23]Well I never made it past the second grade [02:25.90]It took all of my life for me to learn this trade [02:29.51]But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made [02:33.21]'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede [02:37.72]There's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits [02:41.36]Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots [02:45.22]You can try on our suede underwear if you choose [02:48.93]Do what you want but don't step on my blue suede shoes [02:54.72] [02:59.29]King of Suede [03:00.59] [03:06.68]Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale [03:11.23]Is my size up there [03:14.28]Look for our color catalog in next week's mail [03:18.48]Is my size up there [03:21.59]There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today [03:27.00] [03:28.85]It's the same old sale as yesterday [03:35.46] [03:36.96]Thirty years in the same location I have stayed [03:40.44]There I am right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade [03:44.09]I got tough competition but I'm not afraid [03:47.83]'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede [03:52.94] [03:54.92]King of Suede [03:56.53] [03:59.00]King of Suede [04:00.11] [04:02.54]King of Suede [04:04.18]I'll always be King of Suede [04:07.40] [04:08.35]I'll always be King of Suede