Midnight Star-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Midnight Star] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:In 3-D] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Midnight Star - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:19.30]I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less [00:24.67] [00:25.52]At the checkout counter at the local grocery store [00:29.34] [00:31.28]I was only passin' by [00:34.33]But a paper caught my eye [00:37.35]And I learned a few things I never knew before [00:41.20] [00:43.21]It said your pet may be an extra-terrestrial [00:47.50] [00:49.28]It said the ghost of Elvis is living in my den [00:53.18] [00:55.26]You can learn to cope with stress [00:57.60] [00:58.21]You can beat the irs [01:00.50] [01:01.24]And the incredible frog boy is on the loose again [01:04.80] [01:08.12]Oh Midnight Star [01:11.28] [01:13.79]It's in the weekly Midnight Star [01:17.28] [01:19.73]Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car [01:24.68]Midnight Star I wanna know I wanna know [01:29.12] [01:31.84]Eat jelly doughnuts and lose twenty pounds a day [01:36.61]Hear the story of the man born without a head [01:40.84] [01:42.88]And top psychics all agree [01:45.84]That the telephone company [01:48.47]Will have a brand new service that lets you talk to the dead [01:52.76] [01:55.38]Oh Midnight Star [01:58.90] [01:59.90]You can believe it if you read it in the weekly Midnight Star [02:04.77] [02:07.19]They're keeping Hitler's brain alive inside a jar [02:12.39]Midnight Star I wanna know I wanna know [02:18.80] [02:34.25]Tell me tell me tell me how to make my bust-line grow [02:39.34] [02:40.42]Midnight Star I wanna know [02:45.87] [02:46.50]Oh Midnight Star [02:49.58] [02:50.67]Well don't you know that I read it I read it in the weekly Midnight Star [02:57.92]The ufos have landed and we'll tell you where they are [03:03.19]Midnight Star I wanna know I wanna know [03:09.10]Midnight Star [03:10.57] [03:12.07]Well you can read all about in in the weekly Midnight Star [03:16.31] [03:18.80]You can use you esp to learn to play guitar [03:23.97] [03:26.68]I wanna know I wanna know [03:29.36]Ah Midnight Star I wanna know I wanna know [03:35.51]Ah Midnight Star I wanna know I wanna know [03:41.65]Ah Midnight Star I wanna know I wanna know [03:47.45]Ah Midnight Star Inquiring minds like mine wanna know [03:52.84]You can read it [03:53.70]You can read it [03:54.45]You can read it [03:55.27]You can read it [03:56.15]I wanna know I wanna know [03:59.25]Ah Midnight Star I wanna know I wanna know [04:05.27]Ah Midnight Star I wanna know I wanna know [04:11.25]Ah Midnight Star I wanna know I wanna know [04:17.08]Ah Midnight Star I wanna know I wanna know