You Don't Love Me Anymore-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:You Don't Love Me Anymore] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:Off The Deep End] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]You Don't Love Me Anymore (你不再爱我) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:13.21]We've been together for so very long [00:17.02] [00:18.02]But now things are changing [00:20.23]Oh I wonder what's wrong [00:22.33] [00:23.84]Seems you don't want me around [00:26.46] [00:28.79]The passion is gone and the flame's died down [00:33.31]I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem [00:38.97] [00:39.59]That time that you made it with the whole hockey team [00:43.81] [00:45.51]You used to think I was nice [00:48.13] [00:49.99]Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist [00:55.11]Oh why did you disconnect the brakes on my car [01:00.13] [01:01.14]That kind of thing is hard to ignore [01:05.29] [01:06.61]Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore [01:12.70] [01:23.42]I knew that we were having problems when [01:27.06] [01:28.18]You put those piranhas in my bathtub again [01:32.48] [01:34.02]You're still the light of my life [01:36.68] [01:38.92]Oh darling I'm begging [01:41.24]Won't you put down that knife [01:43.51]You know I even think it's kinda cute the way [01:49.56]You poison my coffee just a little each day [01:54.47]I still remember the way that you laughed [01:58.25] [02:01.31]When you pushed me down the elevator shaft [02:05.33]Oh if you don't mind me asking [02:08.08]What's this poisonous cobra [02:10.59] [02:11.57]Doing in my underwear drawer [02:15.29] [02:16.00]Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me anymore [02:22.69] [02:33.53]You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill [02:37.16] [02:37.95]Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will [02:42.59] [02:44.27]You set my house on fire [02:47.37] [02:49.11]You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers [02:53.97]Oh you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap [02:58.81] [02:59.82]You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep [03:04.26] [03:05.90]You drilled a hole in my head [03:09.34] [03:10.41]Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch [03:13.19]And left me for dead [03:14.91] [03:15.69]Oh you know this really isn't like you at all [03:20.35] [03:21.41]You never acted this way before [03:25.26] [03:26.89]Honey something tells me you don't love me anymore [03:32.95] [03:34.29]Oh no no [03:36.68] [03:37.57]Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore