The Plumbing Song-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:The Plumbing Song] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:Off The Deep End] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Plumbing Song - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:03.64]Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash [00:05.95]Twenty-four hours a day seven days a week [00:08.35] [00:28.30]Baby I sure wish I could lend you a hand [00:30.74]But plumbing's one thing I don't understand [00:32.94]It's true haven't got a clue [00:35.80] [00:37.52]B b baby I can tell you've got a big problem [00:40.04]When I flush the john then your shower goes on [00:42.07] [00:43.60]Baby now watcha gonna do [00:45.13] [00:46.94]If Drano's a joke and your plunger is broke [00:49.22]Baby call the mensch with a monkey wrench [00:51.33] [00:52.80]Baby he'll be there for you [00:54.46] [00:57.40]Shower's backing up up up [00:59.92] [01:02.16]Water won't go down down down [01:04.90] [01:06.13]Ba ba ba [01:07.39]Ba ba ba baby don't forget my plumber plumber plumber [01:14.16] [01:15.46]Ba ba ba [01:16.59]Ba ba ba baby [01:17.94]Baby baby sink's been stopped up all summer [01:22.38] [01:24.77]Ba ba ba [01:25.80]Ba ba ba baby baby baby better call the plumber [01:32.31]Plumber plumber [01:33.48] [01:34.31]He'll know what to do [01:36.34] [01:38.50]Pipes been blowing up pipes been breaking down [01:45.79] [01:48.77]And the carpet's soaked right through [01:55.99]Ba ba ba [01:57.03] [01:57.90]Ba ba ba [01:59.02]Ba ba ba [02:00.51]Ba ba ba [02:01.81] [02:02.41]Kitchen's flooded too [02:04.95]Ba ba ba [02:06.02]Ba ba ba [02:07.70]Ba ba ba [02:09.40]Ba ba ba girl you know it's true [02:14.26] [02:15.42]B b betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer [02:17.60]If he works for one day costs you half a year's pay [02:20.18] [02:21.52]Baby he can be here by two [02:22.99] [02:24.84]So if you've got cash he'll be there in a flash [02:27.22]Makin' service calls in his overalls [02:28.85] [02:30.71]Baby he'll do his best for you [02:32.38] [02:35.29]Sewer's backing up up up [02:37.90] [02:39.88]Got you feelin' down down down [02:42.63] [02:44.15]Ba ba ba [02:45.12]Ba ba ba baby don't forget my plumber [02:51.17]Plumber plumber [02:52.21] [02:53.45]Ba ba ba [02:54.47]Ba ba ba baby baby baby leaky pipes are a bummer [03:00.46] [03:02.83]Ba ba ba [03:03.59]Ba ba ba baby baby baby time to call the [03:09.14]Plumber plumber plumber [03:11.12] [03:12.27]Maybe call a few [03:14.47] [03:16.72]Got a problem with plumbing Gotta blame it on something [03:20.28] [03:22.28]Blame it on the drain it was cloggin' cloggin' [03:26.20] [03:26.94]Blame it on the faucet that drips all night [03:30.31] [03:31.35]If hairballs grease and goo won't let the water through [03:35.59] [03:36.26]Blame it on the drain yeah yeah [03:40.15] [03:44.33]When I flush the john now when I flush the john [03:46.33] [03:48.71]It turns the shower on [03:49.90] [03:52.94]Ba ba ba baby baby baby better call my [03:58.21]Plumber plumber plumber [03:59.80] [04:01.29]He'll know what to do [04:03.73]Call now we're in the yellow pages