Trigger Happy-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Trigger Happy] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:Off The Deep End] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Trigger Happy - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:01.63]Trigger Happy [00:02.84] [00:04.54]Trigger Happy [00:06.17]Got an AK-47 well you know it makes me feel all right [00:09.24] [00:11.84]Got an Uzi by my pillow helps me sleep [00:13.81]A little better at night [00:15.06] [00:18.41]There's no feeling any greater [00:20.63]Than to shoot first and ask questions later [00:23.58]Now I'm trigger happy trigger happy every day [00:27.30]Happy every day [00:28.30] [00:29.37]Well you can't take my guns away I got a [00:31.53]Constitutional right [00:32.69] [00:35.34]Yeah I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight [00:38.65] [00:41.69]I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson [00:44.33]That out to teach 'em all a darn good lesson [00:47.02]Now I'm trigger happy trigger happy every day [00:50.63]Happy every day [00:52.13]Oh yeah I'm trigger trigger happy [00:55.27]Yes I'm trigger trigger happy [00:58.19]Oh baby I'm trigger trigger happy [01:00.88]Yes I'm trigger trigger happy [01:03.48] [01:03.99]Oh I'm so trigger trigger happy [01:06.75]Yes I'm trigger trigger happy [01:09.41] [01:10.54]Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have [01:12.63]To blow you away [01:13.86] [01:16.26]Oh I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den [01:19.75]Shot Daddy in the den [01:22.11]I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again [01:25.67]Drug-crazed Nazi again [01:27.53] [01:28.67]Now why'd you have to get so mad [01:30.47] [01:31.61]It's just a lousy flesh wound Dad [01:33.68]You know I'm trigger happy trigger happy every day [01:37.31]Happy every day [01:38.55] [01:39.74]Oh I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet [01:42.94] [01:45.58]Little Fluffy took a round better take him to the vet [01:48.89] [01:51.67]I filled that kitty cat so full of lead [01:53.96] [01:54.87]We'll have to use him for a pencil instead [01:57.28]Well I'm trigger happy trigger happy every day [02:00.72]Happy every day [02:02.37]Oh yeah I'm trigger trigger happy [02:05.76]Yes I'm trigger trigger happy [02:08.29]Oh baby I'm trigger trigger happy [02:11.42]Yes I'm trigger trigger happy [02:14.26]Oh I'm so trigger trigger happy [02:17.23]Yes I'm trigger trigger happy [02:19.97] [02:20.57]Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have [02:23.05]To blow you away [02:24.05] [02:26.74]Come on and grab your ammo [02:28.59] [02:30.02]What have you got to lose [02:31.73] [02:33.00]We'll all get liquored up [02:35.24]And shoot at anything that moves [02:38.29]Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight [02:41.62]Should kill now should kill [02:44.34]Oh I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight [02:47.67]Should kill now should kill [02:49.71] [02:50.52]I always keep a Magnum in my trunk [02:52.51]You better ask yourself do you feel lucky punk [02:55.64]Because I'm trigger happy trigger happy every day [02:59.22]Happy ervey day [03:01.00]Oh yeah I'm trigger trigger happy [03:04.12]Yes I'm trigger trigger happy [03:06.78]Oh baby I'm trigger trigger happy [03:09.82]Yes I'm trigger trigger happy [03:12.72]Oh I'm so trigger trigger happy [03:15.68]Yes I'm trigger trigger happy [03:18.53] [03:19.34]Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have [03:21.42]To blow you away [03:22.83]Watch out To blow you away [03:25.10]Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have [03:27.42]To blow you away [03:28.60]Watch out To blow you away [03:30.93]Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have [03:33.24]To blow you away [03:34.44]Watch out To blow you away [03:36.76]Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have [03:39.12]To blow you away [03:40.30]Watch out To blow you away