When I Was Your Age-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:When I Was Your Age] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:Off The Deep End] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]When I Was Your Age - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:30.51]Let me tell you sonny [00:31.68] [00:32.71]Let me tell you straight [00:34.00] [00:34.70]You kids today ain't never had it tough [00:37.47] [00:40.21]Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate [00:43.37] [00:44.14]You lazy brats think nothing's good enough [00:46.77] [00:48.85]Well nobody ever drove me to school [00:51.10]When it was ninety degrees below [00:52.50] [00:53.94]We had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow [00:57.34] [00:58.67]Worked in the coal mines twenty two hours [01:00.33]A day for just half a cent [01:02.10] [01:03.41]Had to sell me internal organs just to pay the rent [01:07.12]When I was your age [01:08.54] [01:11.06]When I was your age [01:13.32] [01:15.75]When I was your age [01:18.15] [01:20.49]When I was your age [01:22.60] [01:27.07]Let me tell you something you whiny little snot [01:30.30] [01:31.21]There's something wrong with all you kids today [01:33.95] [01:36.37]You just don't appreciate all the things you've got [01:39.89] [01:40.62]We were hungry [01:41.25]Broken and miserable and we liked it fine that way [01:44.71] [01:45.79]There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box [01:49.19] [01:50.43]All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks [01:53.93] [01:55.18]Every night for dinner we had a big 'ol chunk of dirt [01:58.61] [01:59.85]If we were really good we didn't get dessert [02:03.65]When I was your age When I was your age [02:09.93] [02:12.34]When I was your age When I was your age [02:19.24] [02:23.50]Didn't have no telephone didn't have no FAX machine [02:26.94] [02:28.17]All we had was a couple cans and a crummy piece of string [02:31.64] [02:32.83]Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad [02:36.35] [02:37.54]Our neighbor's mseptic tank was the closest thing we had [02:41.12] [02:42.32]Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails [02:45.82] [02:47.02]Didn't have Nintendo we just poured salt on snails [02:50.71] [02:51.87]Didn't have no water bed [02:53.52]Had to sleep on broken glass [02:55.13] [02:56.46]Didn't have no lawnmower [02:58.00]We used our teeth to cut the grass [02:59.80] [03:20.15]What's the matter now [03:20.96]Sonny you say you don't believe this junk [03:23.48] [03:24.32]You think my story's wearin' kinda thin [03:27.06] [03:29.38]I tell you one thing I never was such a disrespectful punk [03:32.82] [03:33.64]Back in my time we had a thing called discipline [03:36.45] [03:38.87]Dad would whoop us every night till a quarter after twelve [03:42.27] [03:43.49]Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whoop ourselves [03:46.93] [03:47.87]Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain [03:51.76] [03:53.03]And let me tell ya Junior you never heard me complain [03:56.25]When I was your age When I was your age [04:02.71] [04:05.29]When I was your age When I was your age [04:12.23] [04:14.80]When I was your age When I was your age [04:21.75] [04:24.07]When I was your age When I was your age