I Can't Watch This-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:I Can't Watch This] [ar:"Weird Al" Yankovic] [al:Off The Deep End] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I Can't Watch This - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:00.96]I can't watch this I can't watch this [00:05.34] [00:08.28]I can't watch this I can't watch this [00:12.57] [00:14.44]My my my my TV makes me so bored [00:17.92]Makes me say oh my Lord [00:19.67]What is this garbage here [00:21.32]Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears [00:23.19]It sucks and that's no lie [00:25.06]It's about as much fun as watching paint dry [00:26.87]Lowers my IQ one notch [00:28.62]And that's the reason why uh I can't watch [00:30.42] [00:31.77]I told you homeboy I can't watch this [00:34.53] [00:35.32]Yeah nothin' but trash and you know [00:36.91]I can't watch this [00:37.74] [00:38.95]Poke out my eyes man I can't watch this [00:41.42] [00:43.02]Yo gimme that remote control I can't watch this [00:45.24]Talkin' 'bout sick shows [00:46.42]There's America's Funniest Home Videos [00:48.07]I can't believe my eyes [00:49.96]When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize [00:52.14]Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof [00:54.80]Lands right on the lawn face first on a rake [00:57.51]I hear they got it on the seventeenth take [00:59.30]That's funny as a kick in the crotch [01:01.29]And that kind of show uh I can't watch [01:02.97] [01:05.00]Yo I told you I can't watch this [01:06.74] [01:08.21]Change the channel now man I can't watch this [01:10.29] [01:10.98]Yo pass the TV Guide here sucker [01:13.01]I can't watch this [01:14.08]Cosby Show and Rosanne [01:15.66]Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can [01:17.27]Judge Wopner oh my [01:19.37]You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy [01:20.88]Thirty Something is alright If you like hearing [01:23.49]Yuppies whining all night can't stand Twin Peaks [01:26.59]Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks [01:27.98]Those Siskel and Ebert bums oughta go home [01:30.91]And sit on their thumbs [01:31.97] [01:32.68]That's word because you know [01:34.90]I can't watch this [01:35.66] [01:38.51]I can't watch this break it down [01:42.88]Here's how to order money back guarantee [01:44.67]Removes tough stains fast [01:46.58]It tastes more like fresh peanuts [01:48.11]They keep going and going don't hate me [01:50.90]Because I'm beautiful [01:51.57]Could be dandruff our prices are insane [01:55.90]Stop Prime Time [01:57.36]I'm pretty sure I'll be sick [01:59.08]If I have to watch another stupid pet trick [02:00.66]Or that guy with the real flat hair [02:02.41]That goes 'Woof woof woof [02:03.45]And waves his fist in the air [02:04.39]Those weird talk shows [02:06.18]About transsexual Nazi Eskimos [02:07.82]They're rude crude and vile [02:09.95]Just for a minute let's flip down the dial [02:11.73]Flip flip flip eww I can't watch this [02:15.28] [02:17.18]Look man I can't watch this [02:18.89] [02:20.03]I can't take this torture no more I can't [02:21.96]I can't watch this pay the bills [02:24.09]Station break break it down [02:26.16]Operators are standing [02:27.62]Cubic zirconium necklace [02:29.02]You're soaking in it [02:29.71]And our fabulous swimsuit issue [02:31.80]When you've got a headache this big [02:33.81]Read the book [02:34.46]This is your brain on drugs [02:36.04]I've fallen and I can't get up [02:39.19]Stop Cable Time [02:40.60]HBO and Playboy Showtime and MTV [02:43.33] [02:43.97]I might like 'em more after my lobotomy [02:46.61] [02:47.58]Now why did I ever pay for this junk [02:51.20]I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk [02:54.30] [02:54.84]Just brainless blood and guts [02:56.52]And mindless T&A [02:57.68] [02:58.43]It's awful it's putrid it's crummy [02:59.88]It's stupid gonna throw my set away [03:01.61]I can't watch this I can't watch this [03:05.87] [03:08.77]I can't watch this yeah I can't watch this [03:13.31] [03:14.80]I told you can't watch this too hip [03:19.67]Can't watch this [03:20.36] [03:22.24]Get me outta here can't watch this