Cable TV-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Cable TV] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Dare To Be Stupid] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Cable TV - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:17.99]I used to think my life was so empty [00:20.89]I used to think life was passin' me by [00:24.26]Well i was just about ready [00:26.91]To curl up and die [00:29.18] [00:30.66]But then one day i got a visit [00:34.06]From the cable company [00:37.42]Well they hooked me up and plugged me right in [00:40.84]And now i got cable tv [00:42.74]And now i get to watch the stock report in korean [00:46.73] [00:47.33]Midget wrestling on channel three [00:50.39]It costs me fifty bucks a month just to see 'em [00:53.56]Yeah but that's all right with me [00:56.04]I got cable tv cable tv [00:59.97]Cable tv cable tv [01:03.08]Oh eighty-three channels of ecstasy [01:07.14]I love my cable tv yeah [01:10.42]I love my cable tv [01:13.20]I got the siamese faith healer's network [01:16.54]The news and weather from peru [01:19.89]I got celebrity hockey [01:21.83]The racketball channel too [01:26.43]Bugs bunny direct from atlanta [01:29.75]Mr wizard is on at five [01:32.96]I got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car [01:36.18]So i can watch mtv while i drive [01:39.00]I'm talkin' 'bout real quality programs [01:42.73]The kind you just can't get for free [01:45.97]Now i never wanna leave my apartment [01:49.19]'Cause there's just so much for me to see [01:51.76]On my cable tv cable tv [01:55.57]Cable tv cable tv [01:58.73]Well if you need to find me [02:00.99]You know where i'll be [02:02.99]Watchin' my cable tv yeah [02:06.24]Watchin' my cable tv [02:08.95]'Cause i love my cable tv yeah [02:12.50]I love my cable tv [02:15.81] [02:30.98]My friends are gettin' kinda worried [02:33.33]They think i'm turning into some kinda freak [02:36.67]Oh but they're just jealous 'cause i've seen porky's [02:40.57]Twenty-seven times this week [02:42.36]On my cable tv cable tv [02:46.22]Cable tv cable tv [02:49.29]Yeah the greatest thing that's ever happened to me [02:53.38]I love my cable tv yeah [02:56.71]I love my cable tv [02:59.58]Well i got to have cable tv yeah [03:03.26]I need my cable tv [03:06.05]Well i love i love my cable tv [03:09.42]I said love my cable tv [03:12.20] [03:13.23]I've got to have my cable tv [03:15.89]I can rell love cable tv [03:19.18]I said got to have cable tv cable tv [03:23.12]Got to have cable tv [03:25.95] [03:28.11]Cable tv tv [03:29.87]Got to have cable tv