I Want A New Duck-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:I Want A New Duck] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Dare To Be Stupid] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I Want A New Duck - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:12.44]Whoa oh [00:13.68] [00:18.70]I want a new duck [00:20.62]One that won't try to bite [00:22.15] [00:23.84]One that won't chew a hole in my socks [00:25.97]One that won't quack all night [00:27.82] [00:29.23]I want a new duck [00:30.51] [00:31.30]One with big webbed feet [00:32.63] [00:34.32]One that knows how to wash my car [00:36.40]And keep his room real neat [00:38.84] [00:40.48]One that won't raid the ice box [00:42.58]One that'll stay in shape [00:44.14] [00:44.68]One that's never gonna try [00:46.72]To migrate or escape [00:49.67]Or I'll tie him up with duck tape [00:51.82] [00:58.91]I want a new duck [01:00.41] [01:00.94]A mallard I think [01:02.75] [01:04.07]One that won't make a mess of my house [01:06.21]Or build a nest in the bathroom sink [01:08.34] [01:09.35]I want a new duck [01:10.76] [01:11.43]One that won't steal my beer [01:13.04] [01:14.65]One that won't stick his bill in my mail [01:16.81]One that knows the duck stops here [01:19.24] [01:20.72]One that won't drive me [01:21.74]Crazy waddling all around [01:24.34] [01:24.86]One who'll teach me how to swim [01:26.91]And help me not to drown [01:30.00]And show me how to get down [01:35.01]How to get down baby [01:37.96] [01:39.16]Get it [01:39.98]Quack quack quack quack quack [01:42.07] [01:44.30]Quack quack quack quack quack [01:46.47]Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack [01:48.58] [01:51.67]Quack quack quack quack quack [01:52.88] [01:54.82]Quack quack quack quack quack quack [01:56.51]New duck [01:57.97]Not a swan or a goose [01:59.53] [02:01.17]Just a drake I can dress real cute [02:03.16]Think I'm gonna name him bruce [02:05.50] [02:06.50]I want a new duck [02:07.85] [02:08.49]Not a quail or an owl [02:10.21] [02:11.75]One that won't molt to much [02:13.99]One that won't smell too fowl [02:16.38] [02:17.86]One that won't beg for breadcrumbs [02:19.96]Hangin' around all day [02:21.93]He'd better mind his manners [02:23.69]Better do just what I say [02:27.15]Or he's gonna be duck patte [02:32.11]Duck patte yah yah [02:35.37]Oh yeah [02:37.22]Quack quack quack quack quack [02:39.36] [02:41.45]Quack quack quack quack quack [02:43.61]Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack [02:45.73] [02:48.76]Quack quack quack quack quack [02:50.00] [02:51.97]Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack [02:53.88]Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack [02:56.42]Ohaa quack