Like A Surgeon-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Like A Surgeon] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Dare To Be Stupid] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Like A Surgeon - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:10.87]I finally made it through med school [00:14.86]Somehow i made it through [00:18.44] [00:19.44]I'm just an intern [00:20.99]I still make a mistake or two [00:26.29]I was last in my class [00:30.15]Barely passsed at the institute [00:34.02]Now i'm trying to avoid yah i'm trying to avoid [00:40.95]A malpractise suit [00:45.06]Hey like a surgeon [00:48.91]Cuttin' for the very first time [00:53.08]Like a surgeon [00:56.98]Organ transplants are my line [01:00.48]Better give me all your gause nurse [01:04.31]This patient's fading fast [01:09.39]Complications have set in [01:11.76]Don't know how long he'll last [01:15.83]Let me see that iv [01:19.51]Here we go time to operate [01:23.33]I'll pull his indsides out pull his insides out [01:30.46]And see what he ate [01:33.80] [01:35.03]Like a surgeon hey [01:38.40]Cuttin' for the very first time [01:42.61]Like a surgeon [01:46.48]Here's a waiver for you to sign [01:52.61] [01:53.56]Woe woe woe [02:03.30] [02:05.30]It's a fact i'm a quack [02:09.09]The disgrace of the ama [02:13.16]'Cause my patients die yah my patients die [02:20.00]Before they can pay [02:24.51]Like a surgeon hey [02:27.88]Cuttin' for the very first time [02:32.09]Like a surgeon [02:35.85]Got your kidneys on my mind [02:39.35]Like a surgeon ooh like a surgeon [02:45.98]When i reach inside [02:49.48]With my scalpel and my forceps and retractors [02:54.92]Oh [03:03.58] [03:05.82]Ooh baby yah [03:09.65]I can hear your heartbeat [03:13.98]For the very last time