Dare to Be Stupid-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:Dare to Be Stupid] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Dare To Be Stupid] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Dare to Be Stupid - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:24.96]Put down your chainsaw and listen to me [00:27.05]It's time for us to join in the fight [00:29.78]It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys [00:32.50]It's time to let the bedbugs bite [00:34.74]You better put all your eggs in one basket [00:36.92] [00:37.54]You better count your chickens before they hatch [00:40.15]You better sell some wine before it's sit time [00:42.88]You better find yourself an itch to scratch [00:46.15]You better squeeze all the charmin' you can while mr wimpole's not around [00:49.99] [00:51.13]Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan [00:53.88] [00:59.47]Talk with your mouth full [01:02.00]Bite the hand that feeds you [01:04.82]Bite on more than you chew [01:06.94]What can you do [01:08.82]Dare to be stupid [01:10.15]Take some wooden nickles [01:12.83]Look for mr goodbar [01:15.37]Get your mojo working now [01:17.63]I'll show you how [01:18.95]You can dare to be stupid [01:20.36] [01:21.03]You can turn the other cheek [01:23.74]You can just give up the ship [01:26.36]You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip [01:29.40] [01:30.14]Dare to be stupid [01:32.26]Come on and dare to be stupid [01:34.44]It's so easy to do [01:35.62]Dare to be stupid [01:37.08]We're all waiting for you [01:38.88]Let's go [01:39.44] [01:49.53]It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill [01:52.56]So can i have a volunteer [01:54.14] [01:55.35]There's no more time for crying over spilled milk [01:57.70]Now it's time for crying in your beer [02:00.51]Settle down raise a family join the pta [02:03.24]Buy some sensible shoes and a chevyrolet [02:06.12]And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away [02:08.63]It's ok you can dare to be stupid [02:11.84]It's like spitting on a fish [02:14.51]It's like barking up a tree [02:17.02]It's like i said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free [02:21.03]Dare to be stupid yes [02:22.95]Why don't you dare to be stupid [02:25.15]It's so easy to do [02:26.45]Dare to be stupid [02:27.70]We're all waiting for you [02:29.01]Dare to be stupid [02:30.54]Burn your candle at both ends [02:32.69]Look a gift horse in the mouth [02:36.07]Mashed potatoes can be your friends [02:37.89] [02:43.90]You can be a coffee achiever [02:45.76]You can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaver [02:48.77]The future's up to you [02:50.08]So what you gonna do [02:51.51]Dare to be stupid [02:52.97]Dare to be stupid [02:54.26]What did i say [02:55.62]Dare to be stupid [02:56.65]Tell me what did i say [02:58.28]Dare to be stupid [02:59.70]It's alright [03:00.80]Dare to be stupid [03:01.68]We can be stupid all night [03:03.63]Dare to be stupid [03:04.72]Come on join the crowd [03:06.31]Dare to be stupid [03:07.66]Shout it out loud [03:08.97]Dare to be stupid [03:10.31]I can't hear you [03:11.68]Dare to be stupid [03:12.92]Ok i can hear you now [03:14.34]Dare to be stupid [03:15.29]Let's go dare to be stupid [03:16.83]Dare to be stupid [03:18.28]Dare to be stupid [03:19.58]Dare to be stupid [03:20.95]Dare to be stupid [03:22.31]Dare to be stupid [03:23.65]Dare to be stupid [03:24.96]Dare to be stupid