Help Me (explicit)-Trevor Moore

[ti:Help Me (explicit)] [ar:Trevor Moore] [al:Drunk Texts To Myself] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Help Me (explicit) - Trevor Moore [00:07.89]I may be a little kid but I have been around [00:12.15]Can hear the girls all scream soon as our wheels touch down [00:16.27]Kids in Tokyo fashion shoots in Milan [00:20.54]Then private jet to Madison Square Garden [00:24.61]Thirty six week long tours ten singles on the charts [00:28.82]So hear my message girl cause it comes from the heart [00:32.70] [00:33.54]Help me my parents sold me to a big producer in the record industry [00:41.28]He makes me do things that I don't wanna do [00:45.40]Please call child services or maybe SVU [00:49.54]You gotta help me my parents sold me to a big producer in the music industry [00:57.85]They took the cash and left me to the screaming masses [01:02.11]If I don't own this I still seek dancing classes [01:06.23]I tried to run away one time in Belarus [01:10.54]They beat me with phone books so that I wouldn't bruise [01:14.68]I just can't take no more rich kid's bar mitzvahs [01:18.61]Or big sleep overs with Saudi princes [01:22.92]Blinked SOS in morse code once at the VMAs [01:27.30]They sprayed me with a hose and I'm been for three days [01:31.47]And when my sales drop off they'll take me to a resort [01:35.54]And let rich business men hunt me down for sport [01:39.67]Hold up I'm just coming in on the song to check on what you're talking about [01:44.66]Don't think of me as a record exec but a father figure with power [01:48.87]This kid's a real prankster this is one of his practical jokes [01:53.15]Thank you for your concern but there's nothing to see here folks [01:56.72] [01:57.35]That's just exaustion talking Poor little guy is tuckered out [02:01.53]I'll just take him back to the tour bus and we'll get him straightened out [02:05.14]Don't let him put me in the box [02:06.79]There is no box I don't even know what that means [02:09.66]Now we've gotta run before your trouble Something about front row seats [02:13.74]You gotta help me my parents sold me to a big producer in the music industry [02:21.38]Oh God please help me take some action [02:25.52]This didn't work out for Michael Jackson [02:29.68]Can someone help me don't ignore what I said [02:33.87]They'll sacrifice me to the god bad for man