Founding Fathers(Rap) (Explicit)-Trevor Moore

[ti:Founding Fathers Rap (explicit)] [ar:Trevor Moore] [al:Drunk Texts To Myself] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Founding Fathers Rap (Explicit) - Trevor Moore
以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:09.79]The name is George Washington
我的名字是乔治·华盛顿 [00:10.94]But it's The General to you
但对你来说我就是将军 [00:12.06]Or you could call me
或者你可以给我打电话 [00:13.05]President 1 or 3 or 2
总统一号总统三号总统二号总统 [00:14.63]And you probably heard
你可能听说过 [00:15.81]A lot a silly stories 'bout me
很多关于我的愚蠢故事 [00:17.05]But let me lay it down
让我把话说明白 [00:18.33]How raw it really used to be
曾经多么残酷 [00:19.59]I got a h**p operation
我有生意要做 [00:21.10]Back at the plantation
回到种植园 [00:22.44]Selling the stickiest sh*t around the new nation
在这个新的国家兜售最酷的东西 [00:24.93]So come run and find me
所以快来找我吧 [00:26.09]If you wanna get high
如果你想嗨起来 [00:27.08]'Cause honestly I got the bombest
因为说实话我有最好的武器 [00:28.53]I cannot tell a lie
我不能说谎 [00:30.24]Pick it dry of course I'm gonna try
干掉一切我当然会试一试 [00:32.34]Bag it brick it
把钞票装进袋子里 [00:33.57]And then just let them buy it
然后直接让他们去买 [00:34.84]And if the Brits wanna
如果英国人想要 [00:35.71]Come to take a piece of the cut
来分享我的痛苦 [00:37.06]I'll raise a whole f**kin' army
我会召集一支军队 [00:38.40]Let them see what's what
让他们看看真相 [00:40.19]The King's like
国王说 [00:40.93]Yo I gotta get paid
我得挣钱 [00:42.10]I'm like
我说 [00:42.50]Tuff titty
丰满翘臀 [00:42.97]'Cause yall's a whole ocean away
因为你们隔着一片大海 [00:44.70]And you can try to send some ships
你可以试着派几艘船来 [00:45.90]Come make me pay up
来吧让我付出代价 [00:47.10]But that's an awful long way
但那真是一段漫长的旅程 [00:48.44]Just to sick these nuts
只是为了让这些疯子感到恶心 [00:50.54]You get my f**kin' message son
你懂我的意思吧孩子 [00:52.55] [00:53.13]Take it Thomas Jefferson
就像托马斯·杰斐逊 [00:54.60]Sell drugs run guns nail sluts
兜售***经营枪支买卖漂亮小妞 [00:58.04]And f**k the law
去他的法律 [00:59.27] [01:00.03]We're founding fathers
我们是开国元勋 [01:01.15]We're Rushmore Sh*t
我们就像拉什莫尔 [01:02.30]And we were all high as balls
我们都兴奋无比 [01:04.89]The Declaration of Independence
独立宣言 [01:07.40]I wrote so high
我写得好嗨 [01:08.45]I'm surprised it makes sense
我很惊讶这有道理 [01:09.66]But we take these truths to be self evident
但我们认为这些真理不言而喻 [01:12.06]It goes puff puff pass
吞云吐雾 [01:13.37]The next round you get skipped
下一回合你会被跳过 [01:15.31]Abe Lincoln I know what you're thinkin'
林肯我知道你在想什么 [01:17.40]Greatest President ever
史上最伟大的总统 [01:18.54]I'll have what he's drinkin'
我要他喝的那种东西 [01:19.78]Ha ha yeah well see
好吧你看 [01:21.33]That's where you'd be wrong
那你就大错特错了 [01:22.25]'Cause if you wanna chill with me
因为如果你想和我在一起 [01:23.45]You better go and grab that bong
你最好去拿上枪 [01:24.68]Or an apple or a can
或是一个苹果或是一罐罐头 [01:26.08]See you do not understand
看你不懂 [01:27.31]Faded 24/7 'cause that's just the way I am
一天到晚神采飞扬因为我就是这样的人 [01:29.67]I can see you're having
我知道你很开心 [01:30.73]A little trouble believing me
有点麻烦相信我 [01:32.11]Then check this letter that I wrote
看看我写的这封信 [01:33.42]Recorded down in history
载入史册 [01:34.63]Ahem
啊咳 [01:35.25]Two of my favorite things are sitting on my porch
我最喜欢的两件东西放在我家门廊上 [01:37.38]And smoking a pipe of that sweet h**p of course
当然抽着那种东西 [01:39.72]That's a quote that I wrote while
这是我写的一句话 [01:41.02]I was still in office
我还在办公室里 [01:42.33]But enough of that I am too high
但我受够了我太嗨了 [01:43.91]I have to back up off this
我得收手 [01:45.06]Where's my horse I think I need to go
我的马在哪里我想我该走了 [01:46.61]And ride him home
送他回家 [01:47.25]I was supposed to leave about four score
我应该离开这里 [01:48.62]And twenty riffs ago
二十首歌之前 [01:49.58]You see my hat
你看我的帽子 [01:50.31]I like it I kinda think it looks like a stove
我喜欢我觉得它看起来就像火炉 [01:52.17]Scratch it pass it one more time
从头开始再传递一次 [01:53.31]And let me hit it for the road
让我踏上旅途 [01:54.89]Sell drugs run guns
贩卖毒品贩卖枪支 [01:57.30]Nail sluts and f**k the law
漂亮小妞无视法律 [01:59.36] [01:59.98]We're founding fathers
我们是开国元勋 [02:01.12]We're Rushmore Sh*t
我们就像拉什莫尔 [02:02.21]And we were all high as balls
我们都兴奋无比 [02:04.57]And don't let them try
别让他们轻举妄动 [02:05.53]And tell ya' we grew it just for rope
告诉你我们把它种出来只是为了绑绳子 [02:07.28]You can check what we
你可以看看我们 [02:08.19]Wrote down in our harvest notes
写在收获的纸条上 [02:09.61]We separated seeds that
我们把种子分开 [02:11.13]We found more potent
我们发现更强大的力量 [02:12.27]In layman's terms we were into getting' bent
通俗点说我们就是喜欢装腔作势 [02:15.41]Smokin' out the Continental Congress
在大陆会议上大杀四方 [02:17.48]Everybody's b**ches be like all up on us
每个人的女人都对我们投怀送抱 [02:19.81]Patrick Henry's in the corner
帕特里克·亨利站在角落里 [02:21.05]Lookin' pretty well spent
看起来筋疲力尽 [02:22.25]Ben Franklin got so high
本·富兰克林嗨翻天 [02:23.48]He forgot to be President
他忘记了自己是总统 [02:24.85]Your girl just said she never had it hit so good
你的姑娘说她从未体会过如此美妙的感觉 [02:27.14]Smoked so many trees
吞云吐雾 [02:28.17]That my f**kin' teeth turned wood
我的牙齿变成了木头 [02:29.61]And if they make a monument to me when I die
如果他们在我死后为我树立一座纪念碑 [02:32.10]It'll be a giant abstract joint up in the sky
这将是一个巨大的抽象组合高高耸立在天空中 [02:35.18]But you know they're gonna whitewash me
可你知道他们会粉饰我 [02:37.10]Make up some corny sh*t about
编造一些陈词滥调 [02:38.41]Me choppin' cherry trees
我砍樱桃树 [02:39.61]It's hard to control a people
很难控制一个人 [02:41.12]If their Founder's a thug
如果他们的创始人是个暴徒 [02:42.04]So they'll just teach that I was all prayers
他们只会说我虔诚祈祷 [02:43.82]Puppies and hugs
小狗和拥抱 [02:45.56]But that just ain't the way it was
但事实并非如此 [02:47.04]We set this whole place up
我们把这里布置得井井有条 [02:48.45]With a hell of a buzz
兴奋无比 [02:49.64]So next time they try to tell
所以下一次他们试图告诉我 [02:50.98]Ya that this stuff is wrong
你知道这是不对的 [02:51.98]Look at a dolla light a blunt
看着一把枪点燃一根烟 [02:53.54]F**king sing my song
尽情歌唱 [02:54.72]Sell drugs run guns
贩卖毒品贩卖枪支 [02:57.27]Nail sluts and f**k the law
漂亮小妞无视法律 [02:59.34] [02:59.95]We're founding fathers we're Rushmore Sh*t
我们是开国元勋我们是拉什莫尔 [03:02.26]And we were all high as balls
我们都兴奋无比 [03:04.89]The Declaration of Independence
独立宣言 [03:06.60] [03:07.35]I wrote so high I'm surprised it makes sense
我写得好嗨我很惊讶这有道理 [03:09.82]But we take these truths to be self evident
但我们认为这些真理不言而喻 [03:11.90]It goes puff puff pass
吞云吐雾 [03:13.40]The next round you get skipped
下一回合你会被跳过 [03:14.85]We're the Founders and we found this
我们是创始人我们发现了这一点 [03:17.13]And we found it with some Cannabis
我们用那种东西找到的 [03:19.46]We're the Founders and we found this
我们是创始人我们发现了这一点 [03:22.09]And we found it with some Cannabis
我们用那种东西找到的 [03:25.04] [03:26.15]Mount Rushmore Crew
拉什莫尔山帮派 [03:27.51] [03:28.45]Stone monument to some monumental stoners
纪念一些不朽的*君子 [03:32.29]Ha ha [03:32.88] [03:34.94]G Washington T Jefferson and A Lincoln
华盛顿T杰斐逊和一辆林肯 [03:39.23] [03:40.15]And f**k that other guy
和另一个男人缠绵 [03:41.75] [03:43.14]Calvin Coolidge Whoever the f**k
卡尔文·柯立芝无论是谁 [03:44.84] [03:46.69]We History
我们是历史