God Hates The Tips (explicit)-Trevor Moore

[ti:God Hates The Tips (explicit)] [ar:Trevor Moore] [al:Drunk Texts To Myself] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]God Hates The Tips (explicit) - Trevor Moore [00:01.55]God hates the tips of little baby's dicks [00:05.12] [00:06.76]God hates the tips of little baby's dicks [00:11.26]So if your kid's a male [00:13.80] [00:14.71]Even though he'll scream and yell [00:16.75]You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell [00:21.04] [00:25.63]Well way back in the beginning [00:27.80] [00:28.39]God was making men and women [00:30.65] [00:31.57]And the fish of the sea and the birds of song [00:35.17] [00:36.85]He announced he made perfection [00:39.35] [00:39.87]But on closer inspection he noticed that he left one piece a bit too long [00:46.58] [00:49.08]God hates the tips of little baby's dicks [00:53.13] [00:54.75]God hates the tips of little baby's dicks [00:58.77] [00:59.34]So if your kid's a male [01:01.61] [01:02.46]Even though he'll scream and yell [01:04.62]You gotta cut it off or their little soul will burn in hell [01:08.79] [01:11.06]God gathered people's leaders [01:13.40]Said start snipping baby's wieners [01:16.20]This will be a sign of our love and covenant [01:20.00] [01:21.84]A few then went and raised objections [01:24.23] [01:24.75]Saying they didn't see the connection [01:27.31]But he said "I'm God so none of this needs to make sense" [01:31.56] [01:33.56]He told us "go cut'em with the scalpel [01:35.85] [01:36.99]Go cut'em with the scissors [01:39.44]Or go and perform a metzitzah" [01:41.38] [01:44.16]And that's where the Rabbi sucks the blood [01:47.17]Out the baby's penis with his mouth [01:49.88]I swear to God that's a real thing go and Google it [01:53.78] [01:55.82]Now today across the land [01:58.49]People still keep his commands [02:01.35]And children learn their first lesson right after birth [02:05.33] [02:07.08]The ones who are supposed to protect them [02:09.84]Hold them down and painfully correct them [02:12.65]Then they smile and say "welcome to life on earth" [02:16.65] [02:19.00]God hates the tips of little baby's dicks [02:23.29] [02:25.37]God hates the tips of little baby's dicks [02:29.06] [02:29.75]Take a little off the top [02:31.85] [02:32.75]Because that's what God instructs [02:35.24]Unless it's not then ancient pervs just made it up [02:39.11] [02:40.77]Unless it's not then ancient pervs just made it up