If I Had $1,000,000 (Live 5/01/04 Glasgow)-Barenaked Ladies

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:13.95]If I Had 1000000 [00:20.49]I'd buy you a house [00:23.01]I would buy you a house [00:25.86]If I Had 1000000 [00:29.25]I'd buy you furniture for your house [00:34.56]Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman [00:40.38]If I Had 1000000 [00:44.28]I'd buy you a K Car a nice Reliant automobile [00:49.80]If I Had 1000000 [00:53.10]I'd buy your love [01:01.77]If I Had 1000000 [01:03.84]I'd build a tree fort in our yard [01:07.74]If I Had 1000000 [01:10.71]You could help it wouldn't be that hard [01:13.74]If I Had 1000000 [01:16.38]Maybe we could put put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere [01:19.86]We could just go up there and hang out [01:23.97]Like open the fridge and stuff and [01:29.97]There'd be foods laid out for us [01:32.13]With little pre wrapped sausages and things [01:41.10]They have pre wrapped sausages [01:47.34]But they don't have pre wrapped bacon [01:56.10]Well can you blame them Yeah [02:02.94]If I Had 1000000 [02:13.59]I'd buy you a fur coat but not a real fur coat [02:21.15]That's cruel [02:31.68]If I Had 1000000 [02:38.28]I'd buy you an exotic pet like a llama or an emu [02:46.74]If I Had 1000000 [02:57.12]I'd buy you John Merrick's remains [03:03.81]All them crazy elephant bones [03:19.83]If I Had 1000000 [03:23.16]I'd buy your love [03:31.53]If I Had 1000000 [03:33.21]We wouldn't have to walk to the store [03:34.62]If I Had 1000000 [03:36.15]We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more [03:42.57]If I Had 1000000 [03:46.74]We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner [03:49.74]But we would eat Kraft Dinner Of course [03:51.48]We would we'd just eat more [03:53.73]And buy really expensive ketchup with it [03:57.60]That's right all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup [04:12.90]If I Had 1000000 [04:34.59]I'd buy you a green dress but not a real green dress [04:51.69]That's cruel [05:03.48]If I Had 1000000 [05:16.89]I'd buy you some art a Picasso or a Garfunkel [05:27.45]If I Had 1000000 [05:33.87]I'd buy you a monkey haven't you always wanted a monkey [05:39.30]If I Had 1000000 [05:42.69]I'd buy your LOVE [05:53.91]If I Had 1000000 [05:59.82]If I Had 1000000 [06:02.64]If I Had 1000000 [06:11.16]If I Had 1000000 [07:07.56]I'd Be Rich