One Week-Barenaked Ladies

[ti:one week] [ar:barenaked ladies ] [al:] [offset:500] [00:01]It's been one week since you looked at me [00:04]Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry [00:06]Five days since you laughed at me saying [00:08]Get that together.e back and see me [00:10]Three days since the living room, [00:12]I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you [00:14]Yesterday you'd forgiven me, [00:16]But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry [00:18]Hold it now and watch the hoodwink [00:20]As I make you stop, think [00:21]You'll think you're looking at Aquaman [00:22]I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss [00:25]And I like sushi cause it's never toughed a frying pan [00:27]Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes [00:28]Big like Leanne Rimes [00:29]Because I'm all about value [00:31]Bert Kampfert's got the mad hits [00:33]You try to match wits, You try to hold me but I bust through [00:35]Gonna make a break and take a fake [00:37]I'd like a stinkin achin shake [00:38]I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours [00:40]Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know [00:41]The vertigo is gonna grow [00:42]Cause it's dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver [00:44]How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad [00:46]Tryin not to smile though I feel bad [00:48]I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral [00:50]Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will [00:52]I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve [00:54]I have a history of takin off my shirt [00:56]It's been one week since you looked at me [00:58]Threw your arms in the air and said You're crazy [01:01]Five days since you tackled me [01:03]I've still got the rug burns on both my knees [01:05]It's been three days since the afternoon [01:07]You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon [01:09]Yesterday you'd forgiven me [01:11]And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry [01:31]Chickety China that Chinese chicken [01:32]You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' [01:35]Watchin X-files with no lights on, [01:37]We're dans la maison [01:38]I hope the smoking man's in this one [01:39]Like Harrison Ford I'm gettin frantic [01:41]Like Sting I'm tantric [01:42]Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy [01:43]Like Kurasawa I make mad films [01:45]Ok I don't make films [01:46]But if I did they'd have a samauri [01:48]Gonna get a better set of clubs [01:49]Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs [01:50]Just so my iron's aren't always flyin off the back-swing [01:52]Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon [01:53]Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes [01:55]That make me think the wrong thing [01:56]How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad [01:58]Tryin not to smile though I feel bad [02:00]I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral [02:02]Can't understand what mean? Well, You soon will [02:05]I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve [02:07]I have a history of takin off my shirt [02:09]It's been one week since you looked at me [02:11]Dropped your arms to your sides and said I'm sorry [02:13]Five days since I laughed at you and said [02:15]You just did just what I thought you were gonna do [02:18]Three days since the living room [02:19]We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do? [02:22]Yesterday you just smiled at me [02:24]Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry