Dirt Eater-Cretin

[ti:Dirt Eater] [ar:Cretin] [al:Freakery] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.60]Dirt Eater - Cretin [00:10.15]Everyday you'll find her out there [00:11.21]Crouched down on her knees [00:12.55]Rain or shine she spends some time [00:13.68]Yet her yard is full of weeds [00:15.08]One day while watching from my window [00:16.21]And much to my surprise [00:17.47]I found out her dirty secret [00:18.63]She tried so hard to hide [00:19.93] [00:25.37]Normal by all appearances [00:26.47]No one would suspect [00:27.89]The nice old woman from next door [00:29.03]Is a filthy wretch [00:30.43]She fingers through the soil [00:31.69]And she picks the pebbles out [00:33.15]Then scoops up a spoonful [00:34.27]And pops it in her mouth [00:35.72]Consuming clumps of earth [00:36.61]She gobbles clots of dirt [00:37.95]The grit and grime she eats [00:39.24]Gets caught between her teeth [00:40.34] [01:11.69]Scarfing scum and mulch and muck [01:12.85]A frantic feasting binge [01:13.63] [01:14.22]She stuffs her withered cheeks so full [01:15.34]Mud dribbles down her chin [01:16.37] [01:16.92]She shovels gravel in her face [01:18.02]And swallows every bit [01:19.37]I'll bet you that it hurts like hell [01:20.59]When she takes a shit [01:21.45] [01:22.09]Consuming clumps of earth [01:23.16]She gobbles clots of dirt [01:24.49]The grit and grime she eats [01:25.75]Gets caught between her teeth [01:26.50]